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Love ([personal profile] lastreturned) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2017-03-25 05:24 pm

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HELLO! I'M BACK! I GUESS NOBODY MISSED ME, BECAUSE I'M THE LAST ONE BACK. :( HOPE SAID I COULD'VE COME BACK AWHILE AGO BUT YOU ALL VOTED AGAINST IT. OUCH.

OH WELL, I'M BACK NOW! HELLO HADRIEL! NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU, EXCEPT THE ONES WHO KEPT VOTING AGAINST ME, BUT I'M SURE YOU GUYS ARE GREAT TOO! ENJOY THE HOT SPRINGS, I MADE SURE IT WASN'T TOO HOT, DON'T WANT TO BOIL YOU SQUISHY LITTLE THINGS! :)

THIS IS LOVE, SIGNING OFF! ♥
circumitus: What could possibly go wrong? (11% beer and firearms)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-26 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
and she's using me as part of her "silly stunt" to help someone i don't fucking want to help.

love can choke on a donkey's asshole.
skelebro: (im always smiling)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-26 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
and there's no helping it one way or another.
not sure if you've noticed, but emotions kinda do whatever the hell they want.
circumitus: You owe me waffles (sunrise bitch.)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-26 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
there is always the option of love just dropping dead again.

that way emotions can do whatever they want and NOT help that thing.
skelebro: (sounds fake but ok)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-26 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

you feel up to a chat?
circumitus: (goddammit you're a loose cannon)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-26 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
dont think youd want that right now
skelebro: (you're still smiling)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-26 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
no?
'cause i'm pretty sure right now you're bringing self-destruction to a whole new level.
skelebro: (bitch i dont give any shits)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-26 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
so we've got a smoking crater of a bar thanks to the last time someone decided to get rage-y.
circumitus: ...it got messy. (i did a shot of seamonkeys)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-26 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
not planning to blow up anything if you're worried about property damage.

[Like that's worse than what she's doing. Okay, Rey.]
skelebro: (never let the smile slip)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-26 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
no, just on slitting people's throats.
'cause that's healthy.
circumitus: Keep up the good work. (it's a 12/12/12 miracle)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-26 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
they come back faster than the bar.
and can make less of a mess.
skelebro: (seriously dont worry about it)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-26 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
you're taking shit out on the wrong people.
circumitus: If you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you. (fuck it)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-27 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
then they shouldn't be the ones starting shit first.
skelebro: (tough decision)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-27 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
funny you should say that.
they're not the ones starting shit.
circumitus: ...it got messy. (i did a shot of seamonkeys)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-27 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
really?

you really don't think she's not starting shit when she says she's keeping my name on her stupid list out of spite? after i told her very clearly to take it down?
skelebro: (whatever floats your pontoon my dude)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-27 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
whereas throat-slitting is a perfectly valid and reasonable threat in response.
circumitus: What could possibly go wrong? (11% beer and firearms)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-27 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
it is if you're opting to be a bugfucked harpy in response to a request.

[See? Totally reasonable!]
skelebro: (you wanna explain my buddy chum pal)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-27 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[uh-huh.]

i think it's possible you're projecting a little bit.
circumitus: (teaser? blood from knife wound.)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-27 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
ever thought it's possible that maybe

just MAYBE

you're trying to reason with the wrong fucking person right now?


[Ah, yes. Classic "She started it!" shtick.]
skelebro: (i won't grace it with a description)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-27 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
i also think it's possible that this?
isn't sustainable.
not in the long-term.
circumitus: How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP. (are you kidding me?)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-27 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
no shit.

someone give this guy a fucking medal.
skelebro: (that Comedian)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-27 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
so you're gonna keep tearing down anybody who's remotely fond of love, just 'cause you won't handle your own damn issues.

good to know.
circumitus: Why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed? (threw a jar of pickles at a police car)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-27 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
no just anyone who thinks showcasing my relationship will win them points with a fucking god.
skelebro: (sup)

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[personal profile] skelebro 2017-03-27 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
seems disproportionate.
circumitus: If you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you. (fuck it)

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[personal profile] circumitus 2017-03-27 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[UR disproportionate.]

she is being an asshole about this. have asked her REPEATEDLY to take my name off her damn list and she refuses to.

look i have my reasons for not wanting to be part of her little display but they're MY reasons. people should fucking respect that. if you're going to keep harping on me about this over and over in the same way then you can kindly go fuck yourself as well.

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