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[hybridification]

Okay, so I totally get that some of you are turning into horrific monsters hellbent on murdering everyone. And like, I feel super bad for you and I hope that gets fixed.

But guys, I finally managed to figure out Hope's OS and I coded Pong!

[File Attachment: rhy5_1s_gr8.exe]

You can download and play it on your phones. I just finished an option that lets you change the color of your paddles and I'm working on a multiplayer so you can link up to your friends and play against them. Maybe someday we can have tournaments!

And uh... yeah, sorry about the whole cannibalism thing. That really sucks.

Comments

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[thebigredog]

why would you waste your time on fucking pong.

[are you eighty, rhys?]

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[hybridification]

Because it's easy to code and I'm testing out the waters of Hope's magical operating system?

Also, don't knock Pong. It's fun.

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[thebigredog]

What the fuck is fun about digital table tennis?

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[hybridification]

Wow.

Respect your elders. You're grounded.

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[thebigredog]

yeah, good luck with that.

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[hybridification]

Super grounded.

No video games for a month.

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[thebigredog]

[cliff actually goes to the trouble of opting for video this time around, simply to make sure rhys gets the full impact of his flat, unnerving bright stare as he gestures widely at a whole lot of nothing around him.]

What fucking video games.

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[hybridification]

[Seriously?

Seriously?]

I literally just made you Pong.

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[thebigredog]

Pong doesn't fucking count. [are you stupid rhys.]

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[hybridification]

It's, uh, literally classified as a video game?

Of course it counts.

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[thebigredog]

Maybe if you're an old man.

[and the look he's giving rhys right now is asking pretty clearly: are you an old man, rhys?]

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[hybridification]

[Uhh, no. Obviously not. He's young and hip, thank you!]

Okay, then what would you call it?

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[thebigredog]

[old, old man.]

A waste of time.