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[hybridification]

Okay, so I totally get that some of you are turning into horrific monsters hellbent on murdering everyone. And like, I feel super bad for you and I hope that gets fixed.

But guys, I finally managed to figure out Hope's OS and I coded Pong!

[File Attachment: rhy5_1s_gr8.exe]

You can download and play it on your phones. I just finished an option that lets you change the color of your paddles and I'm working on a multiplayer so you can link up to your friends and play against them. Maybe someday we can have tournaments!

And uh... yeah, sorry about the whole cannibalism thing. That really sucks.

Comments

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[bekommen]

What, no Tetris?

voice.

[hybridification]

Do you want Tetris? I'm willing to take requests.

voice.

[bekommen]

Unless you can think of a way a fucking video game is gonna keep us all from getting eaten to death by monsters, no.

voice 1/3 lmfkdkd

[cashlin]

[cashlin]

done...

[cashlin]

Are you high?

voice.

[hybridification]

[Don't say it, Rhys, for once in your life do not be a contrary little shit.]

...um, actually- video games are shown to increase reflexes and help develop complex problem solving skills. So, yeah.

voice

[hybridification]

No...?

[Okay, this really was probably a bad time to drop his new game, but he'd been working so hard on it? And he's really happy that it's done? God, everyone's a critic.]

Do you, uh- not like Pong?

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[murderpotato]

WHAT THE FUCK RHYS

[morphinum]

im goign to st ick thta

up yr a ss

[hybridification]

Well, technically it's just code, so...

you can't.

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[hybridification]

I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THIS.

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[cashlin]

[Never mind, he's just an idiot.]

I love Pong.

Now is not the time for Pong.

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[hedgings]

Thanks for the useless fucking game while we're all trying not to die.

voice.

[thechoiceisyours]

[He's mostly busy freaking out about monsters, but video games are still clearly important enough to warrant a quick interjection from Chris.]

He is uh... He is right. Not sure Pong's going to help a whole lot like, immediately, but still.

Also it's probably a really good distraction.

[Not that even he could focus on a video game right now, but you know.]

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[notjustinthemirror]

I'm sure most people think your priorities leave a lot to be desired.

I am not one of those people. Can I make the ball be Fear's face?

[werewolfing]

hey, cool.

[guess who lives with a survivalist, has plenty of food, and has been staying indoors to avoid the murder? yeah this kid.]

definitely needs a 2-player version.

[64th]

no one want s to play your stupid

game

[pighead]

nice

space invaders nxt

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[murderpotato]

WE GOT FUCKIN MORE IMPORTANT SHIT GOIN ON THAN YOUR FUCKIN GAME

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[hybridification]

...probably not, huh.

[There's a long pause, as Rhys mulls it over.]

Still, if I waited for a good day in Murdercave, I'd never get to release it.

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[hybridification]

Have you even tried it yet?

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[hybridification]

It's not useless. You have to admit, it's kinda cool, right?

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[hedgings]

Being cool doesn't make it necessary right now. [ That's as close to a compliment as she's getting. ]

[camouflage]

[despite being alive when pong was actually created he literally has no fucking clue what it is.]

How about something useful, i.e. GPS.