hadriel | oo2

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Okay, so I totally get that some of you are turning into horrific monsters hellbent on murdering everyone. And like, I feel super bad for you and I hope that gets fixed.

But guys, I finally managed to figure out Hope's OS and I coded Pong!

[File Attachment: rhy5_1s_gr8.exe]

You can download and play it on your phones. I just finished an option that lets you change the color of your paddles and I'm working on a multiplayer so you can link up to your friends and play against them. Maybe someday we can have tournaments!

And uh... yeah, sorry about the whole cannibalism thing. That really sucks.

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WE GOT FUCKIN MORE IMPORTANT SHIT GOIN ON THAN YOUR FUCKIN GAME

Have you even tried it yet?

NO I HAVENT ducking TRIED IT

F UCK

Then you shouldn't be so quick to judge!

IM NOT GONNA PLAY YOUR FUCKIN GAME WHILE THIS SHITS GOING ON

FOR FUCKS SAKE RHYS GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS FOR A FUCKIN MINUTE WILL YOU

Okay! Okay, god, turn caps lock off, I really hate it when it feels like you're yelling at me all the time.

[Rhys, Gren is yelling at you all the time.]

What do you even want me to do? i go outside, they're gonna kill me, I scavenge for food, I'm gonna turn into one. I can only twiddle my thumbs for so long!

I AINT

i aint fuckin yelling at you. but dropping a fuckin game right now aint really helping anybody. i dont know what the fuck else you could be doing, youre the one that knows about this electronic shit or whatever.

...I don't know, a couple guys said they liked it.

fuckin focus here rhys

how can you use your fuckin phone shit to help people with not fuckin dying

can you keep track of where people are or something

Not without a lot more time and a couple of satellites, which wouldn't be possible, as we're god-knows how far underground.

Or... I don't know, some kind of ground-based version. Multiple ones because you'd have to ping on at least three planes.

I can't build those, though. I like computers but I'm not an engineer.

okay

can you make something thatll tell me if something's fuckin soylent green

I'm not really enough of a biologist for that. That would take knowing the difference in chemical composition between human meat and like, beef, and then creating something that can...

Yeah, short answer: no.

Oh yeah, but I can scan it and get the composition of food with my ECHO-eye. I've been doing that to make sure that I don't eat anything bad. You want me to scan your food too?

thats fuckin something i guess

im going out

uh no???

you could die

they could kill you

we need more food

and im gonna check in on some people

just hold down the fuckin fort for a while ill be fine

Check on people?

Check on who?

Do you have other friends!?!?

the fuck rhys, why do you care

I don't want you to like your other friends more than me :(

im fuckin leaving now

[Here's Gren, in real life for your inconvenience. He opens the door to Rhys' room and sticks his head in.]

Don't open the door for fuckin' anybody but me, and if you die I'll fuckin' figure out how to bring you back so I can kill you again.

[So, like, stay safe or whatever until he's back to be an angry murderpotato between you and any real danger. Or whatever.]

Okay...

[That sounds suspiciously like 'I care about what happens to you', so it makes Rhys a little happier tbh.]

What if you die, though? It's dangerous out there.

[Well, if he comes back and Rhys is smeared across the walls and ceiling, it'll be more work for Gren to clean it all up. He doesn't want to do that, and that's the story he's sticking to.]

Not fuckin' dangerous enough. I said I'll be fuckin' fine, for fuck's sake.

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