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[hybridification]

Okay, so I totally get that some of you are turning into horrific monsters hellbent on murdering everyone. And like, I feel super bad for you and I hope that gets fixed.

But guys, I finally managed to figure out Hope's OS and I coded Pong!

[File Attachment: rhy5_1s_gr8.exe]

You can download and play it on your phones. I just finished an option that lets you change the color of your paddles and I'm working on a multiplayer so you can link up to your friends and play against them. Maybe someday we can have tournaments!

And uh... yeah, sorry about the whole cannibalism thing. That really sucks.

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[murderpotato]

we need more food

and im gonna check in on some people

just hold down the fuckin fort for a while ill be fine

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[hybridification]

Check on people?

Check on who?

Do you have other friends!?!?

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[murderpotato]

the fuck rhys, why do you care

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[hybridification]

I don't want you to like your other friends more than me :(

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[murderpotato]

im fuckin leaving now

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[hybridification]

:(

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[murderpotato]

[Here's Gren, in real life for your inconvenience. He opens the door to Rhys' room and sticks his head in.]

Don't open the door for fuckin' anybody but me, and if you die I'll fuckin' figure out how to bring you back so I can kill you again.

[So, like, stay safe or whatever until he's back to be an angry murderpotato between you and any real danger. Or whatever.]

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[hybridification]

Okay...

[That sounds suspiciously like 'I care about what happens to you', so it makes Rhys a little happier tbh.]

What if you die, though? It's dangerous out there.

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[murderpotato]

[Well, if he comes back and Rhys is smeared across the walls and ceiling, it'll be more work for Gren to clean it all up. He doesn't want to do that, and that's the story he's sticking to.]

Not fuckin' dangerous enough. I said I'll be fuckin' fine, for fuck's sake.

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[hybridification]

How do you know? Have you eaten anything weird lately? Like people?

[JUST CHECKING TBH.]

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[murderpotato]

Not lately.

[But he does know what people tastes like, so he's not even really sure if he can get wendigo'd. It's not like eating humans is cannibalism for him, he's not human to begin with.]

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[hybridification]

[Luckily, Rhys takes that as an answer to his second question instead of his third, so he nods.]

Well, continue not eating weird stuff, I guess. Be careful, okay?

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[murderpotato]

[Probably best for everyone if Rhys doesn't know about Gren's previous stint as a people-eater.]

If I ain't back in a few hours, then you can start bitching.

[Because just accepting the fact that someone might be concerned about him would be an adult thing to do, and clearly no one in this house is an adult.]

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[hybridification]

[Wow excuse you, he can bitch whenever he wants to!]

Fine, fine, go out into a city where a ton of dudes are eating one another, whatever.

[Rhys waves him off, rolling his eyes. See if he cares. >:c]