✫ 001 [text, filtered away from Sans and Papyrus]

[sciencelizard]

hey there!!!!!!
so uh hypothetically if you were in a prank war with your roommates
and you were running out of ideas bc one of them already sabotaged the plumbing
how would you escalate that
without killing them and/or blowing up the house
hypothetically
yknow

[It's not even remotely hypothetical. The last week or so in the skeleton-and-lizard household have been ridiculous.]

oh and uhm
for ppl whove asked the gods for stuff before
how do you go about spreading hope lmao
i was thinking of a mew mew marathon maybe but its all on my laptop
which im... trying to get the charger for so uh
maybe talk to me about your favorite tv shows?? or something??????????
thnx =^w^=

Comments

[circumitus]

[ohgod]

this is because of the hot sauce isnt it?

[sciencelizard]

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did he brag about it omg
im going to prank him harder

[circumitus]

not exactly.
just might have given him the idea.
maybe.

[Sorry?]

[sciencelizard]

[Oh. God. Sans didn't even start it. She kinda feels bad. But, also... Sans would've done it anyway.]

welp
i probs shouldve known he wouldnt have sabotaged his own ketchup
but he does stuff like this anyway???
and
he didnt exactly apologize
so i think he still deserves it

[circumitus]

[In all fairness, it isn't like Rey specifically told Sans to exact such a prank. Just gave him the idea without the intent to do so.]

well if he didn't apologize then that's just downright rude.

you said you were taking suggestions tho?
guess retaliation us the only option.
naturally.

[sciencelizard]

he NEVER apologizes for a prank
this is absolutely war by now
its also been goin on 4 like a week so
if u have ideas
ill take them

[circumitus]

prank war, huh?
might know a thing or two about those.

[Especially the "war" aspect of it.]

got any duct tape or saran wrap at your place?

[sciencelizard]

yeah, both
its p easy to find around here

whats ur idea

[circumitus]

will be easier to just show you. you'll probably need help anyway.
is he sleeping right now?

[sciencelizard]

yep i think so
papyrus is out too
ill gather the supplies

[she is. so excited omg]

[circumitus]

even better.
be there soon.

[Rey doesn't even need to ask for the address since, hurr durr, she already knows now.]

text --> action

[sciencelizard]

ok!!!
ill be outside

[True to form, she is waiting outside their apartment with a few rolls of duct tape and a handful of saran wrap, quietly ripping a small piece of the tape into shreds to pass the time.]