SIXTH SONG ♫ VIDEO/TEXT

[hasitsthorns]

Yo, everyone! [ Been a while since you seen this lovely lady's smiling face on the network, huh? Of course, those familiar with her stunts so far know that with a grin this big it's about to be something ridiculous she's addressing the network with. ]

How're you all liking your new decor? Good? That's great. Anyway, [ she starts, camera moving closer to her face as she starts typing something in addition to filming. ] I thought we could do something fun after all that alternate reality nonsense. Since I'm the only one left to keep the people entertained, I figured it was about time for...


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[ That is some super obnoxious sparkly text coming across your screens, folks. Sorry she's not sorry for the burning of any eyes. ]

Alright, so! How this works is pretty easy. You gotta' post a picture of yourself with a piece of paper that has 'Roast Me' written on it. Or you can take a pic and just, like, put text over the image. Whatever. But for the authentic feel, I say go with the paper. I'll start!

[ Rose pulls back, holding up a pink piece of paper with Roast Me and bats her eyelashes. ]

Now, you have permission to insult the heck outta' me based on what you see. That's what 'roast' means in this case. Try and get creative! It's all in good fun, of course, and I won't take anything personally. I promise. Nor should you if you decide to participate! Though your friends are allowed to put you up here on your behalf. But just in case you don't wanna' potentially ruin any friendships or might be more of a sensitive bean than you thought... Anon stuff is allowed, as per usual.

So, come on guys! Tell me how you really feel.

(( ooc note; This follows the same rules as r/oast me on Reddit. Characters can post themselves or - with ooc permission, of course - have their cr post them instead. It's meant to be mean, but in a hopefully funny way. Of course, characters are allowed to get angry, upset, have hurt feelings, etc. But don't say Rose didn't warn you! ))

Comments

[notimpervious]

Probably, yes, but I will leave this on a high note. Also, it is difficult to type when there is a fennec fox curled up in your lap.

[hasitsthorns]

You're not supposed to leave things on a high note though!
You're supposed to try and crush spirits!!!

also what is your fox's name
they're really cute even if I've never had one

[notimpervious]

But I do not want to crush spirits or anything of the sort.

Her name is Sandy. She is very cute.

[hasitsthorns]

Why not?

Also, that's super cute
you should send me a picture of the cute

[notimpervious]

Because they take very long to heal, even though they are not literal wounds.

I will get a picture now before she decides to go roam the apartment!

[Maybe a minute later, there's an attachment.jpg for Rose to look at!]

[hasitsthorns]

hmmm
i mean
that's fair ig

AW
WHAT A CUTE
makes me sad I didn't get one, but i'm still holding out for a dog event
we've gotten the foxes, the cats...
just give me some puppers already
i'll even take like hellhounds jeez

[notimpervious]

That would be nice! Dogs are so delightful. What are hellhounds? I have only heard about the mythological kind, but I am finding that what is mythical in my world may be real in others.

[hasitsthorns]

Probably the same kind of hellhound you're thinking of.
But technically I'm a 'mythical' creature and I exist so.

[notimpervious]

Really? How fascinating. Yes, you are quite real. Are you some sort of shapechanger?

[hasitsthorns]

No.
I'm a wolf.
Not a werewolf, but. Similar.

[notimpervious]

I would never have guessed!

I admit I am completely ignorant to your species. If it cannot be proven to exist in my world, I know nothing about it.

I appreciate you sharing that. I imagine you get many questions from people about it, sometimes rude ones.

[And while Brennan is a trained anthropologist and also very curious, this is one area where she is very aware of being respectful.]

[hasitsthorns]

It's fine.
My kind apparently don't exist for a lot of people? It's kind of weird.
But I'm a yokai.
There might be lore about my kind, in your world.

And I do.
But I don't mind answering anything as long as people are cool about it.

[notimpervious]

Oh. Yes, I have heard of yokai. I do not read Japanese, so my knowledge is very limited, but I have heard a few stories.

I do not know about being "cool" about asking questions, but I do try to be respectful.

[hasitsthorns]

There's quite a lot of us, so no worries.
Even I've never met certain types of yokai.

well
that's basically what I mean
just don't be a dick about it and I'm definitely happy to answer any questions

[notimpervious]

I see!

Oh, then if I have more questions in the future, I will be respectful when I ask them. Thank you!

[hasitsthorns]

no problem
man, you people are ruining my roast
all this 'being nice' nonsense

[notimpervious]

I am not very good at this game. I think that is because it involves a strong knowledge of social cues, which I lack.

[hasitsthorns]

so i'm gathering
but don't, like, let it get to you
a lot of people in this cave are pretty socially awkward, so

[notimpervious]

I suspect I am worse than them. This is one case where I am not pleased to be the most at something.

[hasitsthorns]

I don't know
I've met some pretty awkward people in my day
I am one, too, so I would know

[notimpervious]

Well, you are far less socially awkward than I am. I find your determination to engage in an exchange of insults for the sake of bonding to be confusing but refreshing. I would never have thought of it.

[Because she lives her life being blunt, so... yeah...]

[hasitsthorns]

Not a lot of people would, I think.
But good to know it stands out.
That's kind of what I go for.
Doesn't always work out, honestly, but.