SIXTH SONG ♫ VIDEO/TEXT

[hasitsthorns]

Yo, everyone! [ Been a while since you seen this lovely lady's smiling face on the network, huh? Of course, those familiar with her stunts so far know that with a grin this big it's about to be something ridiculous she's addressing the network with. ]

How're you all liking your new decor? Good? That's great. Anyway, [ she starts, camera moving closer to her face as she starts typing something in addition to filming. ] I thought we could do something fun after all that alternate reality nonsense. Since I'm the only one left to keep the people entertained, I figured it was about time for...


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[ That is some super obnoxious sparkly text coming across your screens, folks. Sorry she's not sorry for the burning of any eyes. ]

Alright, so! How this works is pretty easy. You gotta' post a picture of yourself with a piece of paper that has 'Roast Me' written on it. Or you can take a pic and just, like, put text over the image. Whatever. But for the authentic feel, I say go with the paper. I'll start!

[ Rose pulls back, holding up a pink piece of paper with Roast Me and bats her eyelashes. ]

Now, you have permission to insult the heck outta' me based on what you see. That's what 'roast' means in this case. Try and get creative! It's all in good fun, of course, and I won't take anything personally. I promise. Nor should you if you decide to participate! Though your friends are allowed to put you up here on your behalf. But just in case you don't wanna' potentially ruin any friendships or might be more of a sensitive bean than you thought... Anon stuff is allowed, as per usual.

So, come on guys! Tell me how you really feel.

(( ooc note; This follows the same rules as r/oast me on Reddit. Characters can post themselves or - with ooc permission, of course - have their cr post them instead. It's meant to be mean, but in a hopefully funny way. Of course, characters are allowed to get angry, upset, have hurt feelings, etc. But don't say Rose didn't warn you! ))

Comments

come at me scrublords i'm ripped

[hasitsthorns]

[ A thread for people to roast Rosie-dear!

Have at it, all. ]

[notimpervious]

[...this is a strange game. Brennan is not playing -- or rather, she thinks she isn't. Either way, she tries... something. Who even knows.]

You have a very bizarre sense of humor.

[Tell nerdy puns instead, they are much better!!]

[hasitsthorns]

That was like
the most pathetic attempt at an insult I've ever seen.

TRY AGAIN.

[notimpervious]

[Wait what. No...

Wait. If you want an insult, Brennan can do better. Or worse. She is not sure. People typically do not ask to be insulted. But Rosie has challenged her, so...]

Your hairline is very uneven and likely asymmetrical.

[HAH.]

[eyeofthetiger]

Well, for starters, what's up with the Zebra print? Did you decide you wanted to mimic a roadcrossing just so we could walk all over you?

[ if only Dean knew about Traffic Zebras ]

[hasitsthorns]

[ Oh my god, traffic zebras. What a concept.

Either way, the message gets a snort of a laugh out of Rose. ]

Dang, dude. Sick burn. But actually, it's so people know I'm a predator.

[eyeofthetiger]

Oh really? I always thought Zebras were more on the menu rather than the other way around. Just what kind of prey are you looking for?

[ and good. at least he can still make one woman laugh. he was starting to think he'd lost his touch. ]

[murderpotato]

[Okay, sure. He'll bite, insulting other people is one of the few pleasures of his life.]

You're a nosy fuckin' bitch, I assume because it's been so fuckin' long since you've gotten any that your pussy's got cobwebs.

[hasitsthorns]

[ Rose claps a hand over her heart, like she'd just been stabbed there. She might as well have been. ]

Ouch. [ Okay, so. Maybe she's just being facetious. Just a little. ] Though, I mean, not actually inaccurate.

But I'm just a nosy bitch because it's fun. Not getting laid doesn't have anything to do with it.

[murderpotato]

If you were gettin' laid, you'd have your own fuckin' business to mind instead of gettin' all up in everybody else's.

I'd say we need to find somebody to take one for the fuckin' team and get you laid, but I dunno if anybody's that much of a masochist.

[Video]

[elegant_and_proud]

This seems...impolite.

[And that text is eye-searing.]

[video]

[hasitsthorns]

That's the point! It's supposed to be impolite. Get rude. Get mean.

Sometimes it's good to be able to laugh at yourself.

[video]

[elegant_and_proud]

This is the first time I have ever seen people offering themselves up for ridicule.

[It's kind of weird. She's much more accustomed to people being nasty behind one another's backs at court.]

Is this a normal form of humour in your world?

[blessedmaiden]

I.... okay? I'm not too interested in roasting others but feel free to do it with me!

[And, since she's not exactly techno wise... the picture is a messed up version of this. Not her kind of game, sadly, but if others can have fun because she's... green, maybe? The summoner doesn't seem to care too much.]

I just hope things don't get too harsh on others, if they partecipate.

[hasitsthorns]

So, like, did you pick your outfit by rolling around in the underbrush and come out thinking you looked good or what?

[ So it begins. ]

[blessedmaiden]

oh, that was a good one.

Uhm, no, I only throw myself into bushes when I want to impress someone.

[Is this the way you're supposed to do it?]

[Video]

[imhisaunt]

Oh...Oh no, I couldn't. Being mean is not something that is fun.

[Video]

[hasitsthorns]

Of course it is!

I can try on you, if you like.

[ Just a suggestion. ]

Re: [Video]

[imhisaunt]

[Delmar shakes his head vigorously]

No, no. Please do not.

[He chews nervously at his lower lip. He could probably already tell you what mean things there are to be said about him. He's been told them many many times.]

Could we not do it a different way? Perhaps say nice things about one another?

[Doesn't that sound like so much more fun???]

video. / do it

[dedikated]

( You've got to be kidding her. )

... Worse things than people talking shit.

( Still better than dying ok. )

[hasitsthorns]

[ Not at all! ]

Your hair looks like it got caught in a cotton candy dispenser.

[dedikated]

( SHRUG. )

Be easier than bleachin' it all the time.

[Video]

[drabsolutelynot]

It never ceases to amaze me what some people will do for entertainment

[Video]

[hasitsthorns]

I know, right?

People are so easy to entertain.

[ /sarcasm. ]

Re: [Video]

[drabsolutelynot]

Well apparently they are if simply trading insults will do it.

[He's smirking in amusement]