SIXTH SONG ♫ VIDEO/TEXT

[hasitsthorns]

Yo, everyone! [ Been a while since you seen this lovely lady's smiling face on the network, huh? Of course, those familiar with her stunts so far know that with a grin this big it's about to be something ridiculous she's addressing the network with. ]

How're you all liking your new decor? Good? That's great. Anyway, [ she starts, camera moving closer to her face as she starts typing something in addition to filming. ] I thought we could do something fun after all that alternate reality nonsense. Since I'm the only one left to keep the people entertained, I figured it was about time for...


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[ That is some super obnoxious sparkly text coming across your screens, folks. Sorry she's not sorry for the burning of any eyes. ]

Alright, so! How this works is pretty easy. You gotta' post a picture of yourself with a piece of paper that has 'Roast Me' written on it. Or you can take a pic and just, like, put text over the image. Whatever. But for the authentic feel, I say go with the paper. I'll start!

[ Rose pulls back, holding up a pink piece of paper with Roast Me and bats her eyelashes. ]

Now, you have permission to insult the heck outta' me based on what you see. That's what 'roast' means in this case. Try and get creative! It's all in good fun, of course, and I won't take anything personally. I promise. Nor should you if you decide to participate! Though your friends are allowed to put you up here on your behalf. But just in case you don't wanna' potentially ruin any friendships or might be more of a sensitive bean than you thought... Anon stuff is allowed, as per usual.

So, come on guys! Tell me how you really feel.

(( ooc note; This follows the same rules as r/oast me on Reddit. Characters can post themselves or - with ooc permission, of course - have their cr post them instead. It's meant to be mean, but in a hopefully funny way. Of course, characters are allowed to get angry, upset, have hurt feelings, etc. But don't say Rose didn't warn you! ))

Comments

[eyeofthetiger]

[ well, at least they'll be in good company? ]

Well, I suppose that depends on the monster. If it's got fur and moos a lot, I might be convinced to give it a try.

[ so sorry keeps the orchard, huh? Sounds like a regular old johny appleseed. Probably got demented when the apple fell on his head and just never quite recovered. ]

[hasitsthorns]

[ Fair enough. ]

You're speaking my language, dude. Unfortunately, we don't have a lot of cows up in this place. Which is a shame. Maybe you could ask one of the gods though... if you don't mind coughing up whatever price they ask.

[eyeofthetiger]

Let me guess, it's going to cost me more then the ten bucks I've still got left in my pocket.

[ and sorry, not sorry, however much he craves a taste of meet, there are some things he's only willing to give up for his bro. which is mostly just his soul. Everything else is fair game. ]

[hasitsthorns]

It'll cost you whatever emotion the god represents. Gotta' be hopeful for Hope, cause sorrow for Sorrow. That's about it. Pretty straightforward.

[eyeofthetiger]

So where does sarcasm fall in all of this? If there ain't a god of Sarcasm, I'm outta here.

[ if only. But it is one of Dean's favorite emotions other than lust. And oh did he like lust a lot... ]

[hasitsthorns]

If only, [ she can't help but sigh. ] They would be so powerful.

As it is, I think Sorrow is the most powerful right now. People around here tend to be a bunch of sad sacks.

[eyeofthetiger]

Well, that's because people don't know how to have fun.

[ he paused ]

And not to mention there's no hope of any of us going home so I guess that ups the sorrow meter. I still say we need a god of Sarcasm.

[ but no tricks. They don't need another Loki running around here, especialy since Dean's already dealt with him once. ]

[hasitsthorns]

You're telling me! I've tried time and time again to get people here to lighten up but all I get for it is flak.

[eyeofthetiger]

Maybe what we need some good 'ol fashioned television. Bring in some comedy shows, sit around together by the fire...

Do we even have popcorn around here?

[ no popcorn would be a crime ]

[hasitsthorns]

[ It is such a crime, Dean. Not that she could eat it,
but... y'know. ]

Now that sounds like a good time. My roommmate's got some shows, actually. But no popcorn yet.