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Taako Taaco ([personal profile] pocketspa) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2017-10-12 09:46 pm

first spell [video]

[The camera opens on two people, sitting shoulder to shoulder and addressing the camera head-on. Or, well... one elf and a skeleton. Taako’s face is wide in a grin, seemingly intent on emoting well enough for the two of them, and they simultaneously move to flip some hair from their faces- or well, Lup would, if she had any. The motion is still recognizable enough as they address the network.]

Helloooo, Hadriel!

[For those who remember Stepford, it might be very reminiscent of their tv show, Lup’s voice coming through loud and clear to make herself a little more recognizable.]

You’re on with the twins, and today, we have a suuuuper important thing we need you to settle.

Bee-tee-dubs, we wouldn’t even need to bother with this if my dear brother could get over himself.

[Taako gives her a look, before re-addressing the camera.] Anyway, so there’s like, transmutation magic, which is awesome and rad, and then there’s evocation, which just like, does elemental stuff or whatever, and is super lame. So if you were gonna pick one--

Yeah, no. [And Lup raises a hand to prove her point, summoning fire instantly to her skeletal palm.] Deffo cooler than anything that comes out of his specialization. Trust me, fam.

[Without even a response, a translucent, spectral hand appears behind Taako, and moving in tandem with his hand, floats into the frame and smacks Lup upside the head before disappearing.]

I can literally turn into anything I want, whenever I want. I can fly, my dude. I could be a shark.

Holy shit, Taako. Give up the shark thing. No one cares about sharks! I’m not trying to crush your game or anything, but pick a better animal.

It’s a fucking shark! What is there not to-- no, you know what, stand back, this is gonna be amazing. [He is, in fact, backing up to give himself some space with the intent to actually do it, tossing his pointy wizard hat to the side in preparation.]

And there he goes again. [Lup could not possibly sound less excited if she tried.]

Check. It. Out. [Taako winks towards the camera, hands on his hips, and then extends his arms, starting to emanate a strange sort of glow. But just before their audience can catch sight of what supremely awesome magic Taako is about to throw down, the camera shifts, pulled to a close up on Lup’s skeletal face. She tilts her head, as if smiling, effectively blocking Taako’s transformation from being seen.]

Y'know, I don’t think I’ve ever looked so good.

[Behind her, a loud and rather angry roar can be heard, that still kind of sounds a little like Taako. The voice that follows is much rougher than his normal tone, because it’s hard to make animal vocal chords try and speak, okay.]

LUP WHAT THE FUCK--

[It’s accompanied by what sounds like some thrashing, and then absolutely the sound of something in their room shattering to the floor. Lup somehow manages to ignore the chaos behind her completely, throwing up a skeletal peace sign before the connection cuts.]

[ooc: Taako is blue, Lup is red, both of them are purple! Specify if you want one or the other because the default is both with a three-way thread!]
hardwearing: by <user name="beticons" site="insanejournal"> (pic#11579040)

[personal profile] hardwearing 2017-10-13 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
It just seems like you get a wider skillset than "burns things." I can do that without magic.
restinglichface: DNT ([lich] liches get stitches)

[personal profile] restinglichface 2017-10-13 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[don't @ her like this]

Evocation isn't all firepower, nerds, even if that's the best part. It's power over all of the elements. Try swimming as a shark in a fucking lightning storm, dingus.
hardwearing: by <user name="chatona"> (018_zpsd4f8f0ed)

[personal profile] hardwearing 2017-10-13 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ All the elements. Wash files that away, one hand coming up to rub over the electrical scarring on his neck. As someone with a metal implant all the way through his brain, he really doesn't want to get electrocuted. ]

You can call lightning when there aren't any clouds here?
hardwearing: by <user name="beticons" site="insanejournal"> (garrett_0021)

[personal profile] hardwearing 2017-10-13 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That's... alchemy?

[ He vaguely remembers stories about that kind of thing, in the history of his own world. ]
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[personal profile] restinglichface 2017-10-14 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
More like nerd-chemy. [a beat] Nailed it.
hardwearing: by <user name="beticons" site="insanejournal"> (garrett_shoots2_0017)

[personal profile] hardwearing 2017-10-15 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'm leaning towards your side, but how do you power something like that?
restinglichface: DNT ([lich] liches get stitches)

[personal profile] restinglichface 2017-10-17 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Lup's given up on convincing this guy, mostly she's just going to flail around her incorporeal arms and throw out really bad insults.]

It's powered on nerd-dom. Just tiny nerds running on hamster wheels.
hardwearing: by <user name="ana"> (pic#11795322)

[personal profile] hardwearing 2017-10-26 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That doesn't actually make any sense to him, but he's more interested in info gathering than actually understanding, right now. ]

Okay... sounds like most of the time temporary is fine, though?
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[personal profile] restinglichface 2017-10-29 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Temporary is lame!!!! Fire is fucking forever!!!

[she's just yelling into the void. ignore her.]