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[themightykamina]

[Here's a face no one's seen for the last three weeks or so: one very bewildered-looking Kamina, incredibly grimy and probably not smelling too fresh, from the looks of him. There's a very ragged bag over one shoulder, and what looks like the remains of several yeti furs behind him as he frowns into the camera.]

Yo, Kamina here. What's the hell's going on? I'm gone for a week and it sounds like there's been a war. Someone wanna tell me what I missed?

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permavoice.

[bekommen]

Some guy who's about as fucking useless as you are.

[themightykamina]

Yeah, well, your guy didn't just spend the last week mapping more of the caves and keeping yeti off his ass, so I guess one of us is a little more useless.

Look, did you just miss bitching at me, or what?

[bekommen]

Yeah, I missed you about as much as I missed being fucking buried alive. Get over yourself.

[themightykamina]

Man, I just don't get chicks like you. You're the one who answered me, aren't you?

[muttering;]

I guess it's good to know some things aren't changing, anyway...

[bekommen]

Hey, pal, did it happen to escape your fucking notice that we've got a fucking wendigo problem here? No, you know what, don't even answer that.

[themightykamina]

[TOO LATE.]

I said I just got back, didn't I?

[bekommen]

Well, surprise, asshole! We've got a fucking wendigo problem. Welcome back to reality.

[themightykamina]

Hey, I'm sure you guys had it bad, but you think it wasn't reality in there? Where do you think Hope sends all the monsters once he gets them outta the city??

[bekommen]

Do I look like I fucking care?

[Nick, you're not on camera.]

Everyone here knows to stay outta the caves, that's just common fucking sense. If you went in there like the big fucking idiot you are, that's your fucking problem, not mine.

[themightykamina]

Yeah, and everyone here knows there's no way outta this place from the middle of this village or whatever, so eventually if you want out, you're not gonna have much of a choice, are you??

cw ableist slur usage, i'm sorry, she's awful :c

[bekommen]

Are you fucking retarded or something? There isn't a way out of this place. If there was, someone would've fucking found it by now.

He agrees. So awful.

[themightykamina]

Maybe whatever someone is too smart to think about trying the tunnels. You know, the ones you said I was stupid for running around in? I haven't given up yet, and if you have, well, whatever, lady.

[bekommen]

It's called being realistic. You might wanna try it sometime.

[themightykamina]

If being realistic means giving up and getting used to being stuck underground, then I'll stick with dreaming, lady! I've gotta get back to that surface where I left my bro and the rest of my army!

[bekommen]

Oh, Christ. You have an army.

[themightykamina]

Well, yeah. How else am I supposed to take out the Spiral King?

[bekommen]

With your stunning grasp on logic, obviously.

[themightykamina]

I kicked logic to the curb a long time ago. Logic said we didn't have a chance in hell of winning this war, but we've been winning battle after battle ever since Simon and I came to the surface to fight. Sometimes, you just gotta do the impossible!

[bekommen]

Someone really oughta get you a dictionary and highlight the entry for "impossible."

[themightykamina]

Hey, doesn't seem to keep you from trying to make me give up. You want impossible? Pretty sure you nailed it, lady.

[bekommen]

I don't give a shit what you do, actually, so long as you're not fucking yelling about it. Go play kickball with logic or whatever, just learn some fucking volume control.

[themightykamina]

Hey, I've got an idea. You could just hang up! Then you wouldn't have to listen to me yelling, and I won't have to hear your bitching. Crazy, huh?

[bekommen]

Go fuck yourself, jackass.

[themightykamina]

[These eyes are practically rolling down the street.]

Yeah, yeah. Sure.