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Hey, gang! Hope some of you didn't get maimed-slash-dismembered over the last couple weeks. [stated as breezily as ever, way to go lilith.]
Got a PSA for you all. I know alcohol sounds pretty great, especially after the wendigo crap, but don't drink the stuff in the restaurants without checking it first. I got lucky with the first one I tried-- sorta tasted like a fruit cocktail kind of thing-- but one time a bottle got knocked out of my hands and it dissolved through the floor. So, uh. Yeah.
Also, does anybody else have guns around here? Are you restocking your ammo at all or are you just... rationing it out? I've been trying to look around the armory but every weapon there's of the stabby variety. That's great and all, but you can't shoot swords out of a shotgun.
[... no one tell her.]
That's it for now. Lilith, out.
Got a PSA for you all. I know alcohol sounds pretty great, especially after the wendigo crap, but don't drink the stuff in the restaurants without checking it first. I got lucky with the first one I tried-- sorta tasted like a fruit cocktail kind of thing-- but one time a bottle got knocked out of my hands and it dissolved through the floor. So, uh. Yeah.
Also, does anybody else have guns around here? Are you restocking your ammo at all or are you just... rationing it out? I've been trying to look around the armory but every weapon there's of the stabby variety. That's great and all, but you can't shoot swords out of a shotgun.
[... no one tell her.]
That's it for now. Lilith, out.
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[ he's a little deer-in-the-headlights here. did he just accidentally spill some sort of secret? :T ]
Jack was trying to open a Vault and like - I dunno, take over all of Pandora or whatever. Roland had us stop him.
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[sorry axton, this lilith is too young and singleminded.]
I thought the Vault only opened once every 200 years! Where's this new one? How the hell did you even find it? Don't tell me Tannis is still holding out on us!
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There are a ton of vaults, actually. Look, it's actually super complicated- [ no it's not, axton. ] - so just pretend I didn't say anything, yeah?
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[this is so confusing. lilith huffs, and stares, hard, into the camera.]
Axton, right? I go to Sanctuary, I meet your group, and we kill this Jack guy together to stop him from screwing Pandora over and opening the Vault. Again. Or, uh, a vault.
How do I know you're telling me the truth about any of this at all?
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[ axton struggles visibly for a moment - he's trying to think of something to tell her that could prove that he's telling the truth, but honestly? while he admires the fuck out of lilith, he doesn't actually know her that well.
his brow knits, and then he seems to have a eureka moment. ]
You get seriously into Bunkers and Badasses.
[ he'd heard tina telling gaige all about it. :') ]
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...Okay, I believe you.
But how the hell did you get here from the future?
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[ he also doesn't know why he's so defensive, but that doesn't change the fact that he is. ]
Probably the same way you got here from the past.
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[handwave. axton please.]
'Least now I know that opening the Vault wasn't a total waste of time. Thanks for telling me all of this.
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[ he scruffs his fingers a little awkwardly through his hair. it's weird, feeling like he's sort of on the same level as lilith instead of, you know. having her do things like "ordering him offworld to go pick up really intense and super mean vault hunters." ]
You got any other questions, or...?
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[lilith folds her hands and leans forward on her elbows. might be kind of nice to have a fellow vault hunter around who was, age-wise, more of a peer than her guys: she’d been the only one still in her 20’s.]
There’s more Vault Hunters around by the time we actually meet, huh? Must be fun. Unless you count stragglers and that crazy chick from Atlas, it was pretty much just me, Mordecai, Brick, and Roland.
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[ how does he even explain zer0... ]
Sal - he's a real short fella from Pandora. Kinda crazy, nuts about guns. Maya's a total badass - she's another Siren, too. Gaige is just a kid, but she's friggin' awesome.
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[sorry, axton-- yet again, she's tuning the bulk of what he's said out for the most important bit. another siren.]
Another Siren. Holy shit. [she's positively elated.] I can't believe another of us shows up. We do meet, right? She have the same powers as me?
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[ wow axton a+ yes great answer there lilith will definitely be pleased by that. ]
Look, to be honest with you, I don't really get the whole Siren thing? I mean, she's got powers, but she doesn't really like - grow giant fire wings or anything like you. She does this thing she calls a phaselock? Which mostly just "holds big shit really still while we shoot it." It's the best.
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In the same kind of phase energy that I use? [awesome.]
Awesome.
[awe...some... ]
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[ uhh. this is so awkward. why does she have to be from the past. ]
Sooo. Yeeeep. Sounds like you've really got a lot to look forward to!
[ don't tell her about roland he can't ever tell her about roland ever. ]
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[Except maybe Steele but that was sort of a need-to-know basis. Whatever.]
Sure does. After that weird AI lied to us about the Destroyer, though, pretty much anything sounds like it'd be an improvement.
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[ LMAO HE'S JUST GOING TO AWKWARDLY END THE CONVERSATION HERE sorry your castmates are so goddamn worthless lilith. ]
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[..... ? ? ?? ?? ?? ??? ? ?? ??]
Ugh.