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[attagirl]

[ the video starts abruptly on the exasperated face of a man in his mid-twenties. ]

Okay, so, look: I hate to make an introduction here by going "hey, I'm Axton, I need some help," but.

[ he pans the camera over to an enormous sabre turret that seems to be somehow droopy on one side. there's part of a panel missing, and a person with a keen eye might notice that some of the metal is actually slightly warped.

axton will sigh from behind his phone. ]

If anyone has some usable tools, or is just some kind of like - mechanical genius, I'm willing to work out some kinda deal. I just can't leave her looking like this, guys: it's breaking my heart.

Comments

[video]

[mismanagement]

I suppose. You must have been recruited quite young.

[video]

[attagirl]

Just turned seventeen. Best shot I had of gettin' off Hieronymous, though.

[video]

[mismanagement]

I can imagine. I left for the academy when I was...thirteen, I think? But the officers training takes longer.

[video]

[attagirl]

Thirteen? Yikes. You're the one who started young. Some kinda family thing?

[video]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh blinks, looking surprised.] Oh, you misunderstand. I wasn't deployed until I was nineteen. It was the only way I'd get an education.

[video]

[attagirl]

Like - school?

[ did your military give you school!!!!

he'd be jealous if he ... enjoyed school at all. ]

[video]

[mismanagement]

[She smiles at that. Guess who was a huge nerd. Just guess.] Those in the officer tract are given a general education in addition to their military training. Hence the...early start.

[video]

[attagirl]

Oh, lame.

[ meanwhile axton just.

looks earnestly sympathetic. ]

[video]

[mismanagement]

What? It was not! [HUFF.]

[video]

[attagirl]

[ pointedly: ]

Did you have homework?

[video]

[mismanagement]

Of course we had homework.

[video]

[attagirl]

[ gesturing, as if she just proved his point. ]

Lame.

[video]

[mismanagement]

[no you]

Is there something wrong with wanting an education?

[video] this thread is a treasure btw

[attagirl]

Don't you usually join up with the military so you don't have to get one?

[video] isn't it wonderful?

[mismanagement]

No one does that!

[video]

[attagirl]

I did that.

[video]

[mismanagement]

Clearly you are possessed of a superior intellect, then.

[video]

[attagirl]

Nah. I'd probably like school a little more if I was.

[video]

[mismanagement]

[That's...a bit more honest than she knows how to deal with. Urk.]

W-well! You're still alive, aren't you?

[video]

[attagirl]

[ and that actually makes him laugh out loud. ]

Hey. World needs all kinds, right?

[video]

[mismanagement]

[Maketh straightens]

Of course.

I am - glad to have you here, if that was unclear.