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I've been stuck in my rooms for three days. I don't have words for how incredibly bored I am. I may well go mad.
So! In the interests of getting to know some of you better, let's chat. I have a question to start things off. What is one thing you wish people could know about you without you having to tell them?
For example, I wish I didn't have to explain that I am royalty. It's a bit awkward, and sounds like bragging, when really it's just the fact of who I was born to. So I'd choose that - or the fact that I prefer red wines to white. Then no one would ever have to worry about serving me the wrong thing. Actually, that one might be even more convenient.
What about you? At least some of you must be just as bored as me.
So! In the interests of getting to know some of you better, let's chat. I have a question to start things off. What is one thing you wish people could know about you without you having to tell them?
For example, I wish I didn't have to explain that I am royalty. It's a bit awkward, and sounds like bragging, when really it's just the fact of who I was born to. So I'd choose that - or the fact that I prefer red wines to white. Then no one would ever have to worry about serving me the wrong thing. Actually, that one might be even more convenient.
What about you? At least some of you must be just as bored as me.

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[Not that they're twins, or anything close, but he can only imagine the sorts of things Taako might get up to.]
Is everyone in your family like you?
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Depends what you mean by family, hombre. Lup’s the only biological one that matters.
[But he has others, ones he found in a hundred year journey through the stars, and some more recently in forgotten places.]
So uh, if you’re looking for a whole elf parade, you’re kinda outta luck. Good news is we’re all you need to get the full experience.
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Biology isn't everything. My brother and I aren't blood related.
[And Rhy has never thought of him as any less than a true brother - though his parents see it differently.]
But I think you're entirely right there. You seem to be a very full experience all on your own.
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[Oh, he gets that.]
Well, you’re right— you don’t need any more of ‘em but me. Maybe some Lup. But mostly me.
[He flips a little bit of hair again, even if Rhy can’t see him. He’s still posing every time it becomes relevant. It’s just like, who he is as a person.]
‘Sides, you can’t even handle me half the time. I think you gotta graduate to both of us.
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[If you know what he means??]
It's true, though. Two is always more exhausting, but I've had practice.
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Practice with handling two, huh?
[Mmmm maybe he puts forward a. Hypothetical here.]
So you're down for that sort of thing? Not uh, not with Lup, I mean, but like... you only want your hands on me?
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['It' being, well, pretty much anything. Rhy has a bit of a reputation at home.]
I don't do serious, so I see no reason not to be especially entertaining.
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He's texting Kravitz if he's down for a third at some point like, immediately.]
Oh, trust me, you are plenty entertaining my dude. I know it's uh, sand disaster right now or whatever, but... we've got a lot of time when that's not happening.
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[He's down for some fun to fill the time, as long as everyone's in agreement.]
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[He clicks his tongue once, just to be sure he’s gotten his point across, and cuts the feed.]