ex_break829: ((b2) goddamn hero)
Handsome Jack ([personal profile] ex_break829) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2018-02-20 08:38 pm

audio.

Man. Man. You guys are just, ahahah, just a riot. The guy tied to his bed, the guy trapped in his room, that one weird couple having a blow-out — like, hello, you know we can all see that, right? [ he gives a sigh-chuckle. ] Ahh, bandits.

Aaaanyway, just wanted to check in with everyone, say hi, introduce myself. It's Handsome Jack — yes, the Handsome is legally part of my name, yes, you can just call me Jack, though I will also respond to "sir" and occasionally, "daddy". Some of you have already met me: I'd do shout outs but I've mostlyyy, uh, forgotten all your names? Sorry, kids. Thanks for helping me kill those ugly titty monsters. There's always a job for you at Hyperion.

One last thing, promise I'll make it quick. Space travel. If you know shit about building something that can leave atmo, see me after class. If you know anything about what galaxy and sector we're in, raise your hand. If you're riding out in the desert on one'a these divine spirit quests and you think "boy, that old hunk of scrap looks like it could be useful in constructing a rocket!"? Gimme a call. There could be something in it for you.

Okay kids, that's all for now. Remember to check bloodflow to your partner's bound hands every hour so they don't lose 'em. Jack out.
tongueamok: (➣ i'd rather not)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2018-02-20 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
How we choose to express intimacy between one another is none of your business, either!
tongueamok: (➣ arguably valid concerns)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2018-02-21 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't see what bones have to do with any of this.

[Forgive him, he's not up-to-date on most slang.]

Are the machinations of false deities not interesting enough for you? Perhaps you should throw yourself at their feet and beg to be manipulated if it would soothe your apparent boredom.
tongueamok: (➣ a hideous idea from a hideous person)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2018-02-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
If you are looking for entertainment, perhaps you should take up a proper hobby.
tongueamok: (➣ insufferability abound)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2018-02-21 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Reading. Artistry. Taxidermy. Literally anything but what you're doing here.
Edited 2018-02-21 05:55 (UTC)
tongueamok: (➣ painful awareness)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2018-02-21 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's Carlisle.

[As if Jack pronounced it wrong. Which he obviously did. Obviously.]
tongueamok: (➣ i'd rather not)

[personal profile] tongueamok 2018-02-21 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
My name. Carlisle. Not 'cupcake.'