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Handsome Jack ([personal profile] ex_break829) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2018-02-20 08:38 pm

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Man. Man. You guys are just, ahahah, just a riot. The guy tied to his bed, the guy trapped in his room, that one weird couple having a blow-out — like, hello, you know we can all see that, right? [ he gives a sigh-chuckle. ] Ahh, bandits.

Aaaanyway, just wanted to check in with everyone, say hi, introduce myself. It's Handsome Jack — yes, the Handsome is legally part of my name, yes, you can just call me Jack, though I will also respond to "sir" and occasionally, "daddy". Some of you have already met me: I'd do shout outs but I've mostlyyy, uh, forgotten all your names? Sorry, kids. Thanks for helping me kill those ugly titty monsters. There's always a job for you at Hyperion.

One last thing, promise I'll make it quick. Space travel. If you know shit about building something that can leave atmo, see me after class. If you know anything about what galaxy and sector we're in, raise your hand. If you're riding out in the desert on one'a these divine spirit quests and you think "boy, that old hunk of scrap looks like it could be useful in constructing a rocket!"? Gimme a call. There could be something in it for you.

Okay kids, that's all for now. Remember to check bloodflow to your partner's bound hands every hour so they don't lose 'em. Jack out.
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2018-02-23 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
i mean i try lol but stuff dont work normal here. shits weird on the insides
the bikes might be ok tho idk i aint checked em out yet. there any left behind?
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2018-02-23 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
its like...stuff on the inside aint how its sposed to be. parts aint connected right or things that should be in there aint there at all? just pop ur toaster open & u will see
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[personal profile] ghoulaid 2018-02-25 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
lol
surprise!!!
figure the bikes might be the same way but idk. might have somethin good anyway