Video 3 - George's room

[toiletseat_girl]

[the video opens on an average-looking teenage girl sitting cross legged on a chair, looking awkward.

very awkward.

very, very, very awkward.

she opens her mouth, then closes it. then opens it again to ask]

So, um. This is gonna sound stupid? Probably because it is. But does anyone have any tips for how to--how to flirt? 'Cause I don't know how. Like, at all.

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[ex_break829]

It's not me, right?

[ jack. you're a guy, and also not her 'bestie'. ]

I mean I'd totally get it if it is, basically everyone's a little bit into me, it just might be kinda weird. You're the same age as my daughter? And not really my type?

[ sorry, he's an egomaniac. ]

[toiletseat_girl]

...no, it's not you.

[excellent points he should be making to himself]

No, really, it's not you. At all.

[and she's terminally awkward]

[ex_break829]

Okay, okay, good. Great.

[ not even a little bit? no. okay. ]

So where were we — right, right, the girl-on-girl friendzone. See, this is kind of a different scenario to just, batting your lashes and touching their arm, y'know? They're gonna dismiss all that stuff as you being friendly. So the first thing is you gotta make sure they know you like chicks. Like, that's vital.

[toiletseat_girl]

[not even a little bit, no]

...how'm I supposed to do that? It's not like you can just up and say "hi, I'm feeling very bisexual today."

[ex_break829]

Hey, why not?

[toiletseat_girl]

Because it would be weird.

[ex_break829]

Forthright ain't weird. I mean, you don't have to phrase it like that, but "I dig chicks" is fine.

[toiletseat_girl]

I'm still having trouble figuring out a way to work that into a conversation.

[ex_break829]

No, no, that is the conversation, sweetheart-- George. You can jazz it up with some other facts about yourself or dig into their boy/girl/other preferences if you want but your central topic is swinging both ways.

[toiletseat_girl]

And do it how? Say, "gee, wasn't Kate Winslet hot in 'Titanic?'"

[ex_break829]

I don't know what that means.

[toiletseat_girl]

Seriously? Sucks to be you. She was scorching hot.