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does anyone here know how to sew?

newt and i think we can get supplies from hope to start making good clothes. you know, better than the rags in the shops here, which fyi are worse than department store clothes

i'm going to learn how to sew [maybe] too. fashion is my thing. if nothing else, i can tell anyone who cares what works and what doesn't

i'll basically be a fashion consultant. for free [now nobody can say emily wouldn't consider doing pro bono work]

anyway, let us know here if you're interested. we'll probably do it anyway, but it's not like we'll be hoarding whatever we make. at least with me around, you can be sure you'll get something that works for you

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just keep telling yourself you're a badass. one day you'll actually believe it

I hope so; that'd be pretty sweet.

won't make it true, tho

Wow, harsh, Em.

[If this were in person he'd be pressing a hand to his chest in mock hurt.]

Besides, I think we all get to count as badasses at this point. Even if some of us are obviously cooler about it than others.

sorry not sorry the truth hurts you so much

[eyeroll emote, middle finger emote. if this network had them, anyway.]

are you seriously calling yourself badass AND cool rigjt now

Hey, to be fair I called all of us badass, but I'm just also cool.

lol honey. you're really not, as your atrocious excuse for a jacket demonstrates

I am too cool to care that my jacket is ugly, because I have better things to be doing.

Also I have like three other jackets, so there's that too.

like what? not telling ash to model some garments for you when they're done?

ooooo three other ugly-ass jackets, so impressive

[Emily no. It takes a short time before he can manage an appropriately sassy response.]

Hey, if you want Ash to model your stuff then you're going to have to ask her yourself.

And yeah, well, at least I'm not cold.

[It's a lie, he's still cold.]

[She totally noticed the delay and is totally still smirking to herself about it.]

im not the one who's been into her for years. dont expect me to talk her into modeling just so you can check her out without looking imcredibly creepy. grow a pair and ask her yourself

liar, i can hear you shivering clear across this shithole

[So rude, Emily. So rude.]

Uh, no, because that would be way more creepy. And totally unnecessary.

Okay true but this stupid cave could use some central heating.

[/Kanye shrug]

it's actually flattering to ask a girl to model clothes for you, dumbass. now if it's unnecessary, all i have to say is this: i don't want to hear what you two are getting up to, and please use protection

or ask ash to help you warm up ;)

Edited (typos) 2016-03-23 18:35 (UTC)

[Have another short delay because HE CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU EMILY OMG]

Wow, no offense but I'm so not taking romance advice from any of you guys. For so many reasons.

[Ranging from seeing how their own relationships went to the--more what he's talking about--issue of that he has no idea if half the advice he gets is serious or just to mess with him.]

Also that's so not what I meant and now you're being the creep.

A creepy creeper creep.

[She's totally keeping track. You know, for future reference.

She's also literally laughing out loud because this is so easy, Chris, what a nerd.]

i find that more than a little ridiculous, given you're the only one of us that hasn't been in a relationship. like, what would you know

LOL chris you're so bad at this. prime chance to get cozy with your girlfriend. it's sexy, not creepy. it's not like i'm telling you to force her, omg. get real

[STOP LAUGHING he can tell even if it's text.]

Um, yeah, and I think that proves my point.

[You're all terrible examples as far as relationships go.]

Okay first off it's only been like two months.

['It' being officially dating, which he still can't believe.]

And secondly maybe I'm the odd one out here but I don't find near-death experiences super great for setting the romantic mood or whatever, and that's pretty much all that's been happening here.

[Not exactly sexy, especially considering the whole unpleasant thing that happened at home, but this conversation is teasing and not serious and he doesn't have any desire for it to turn into such.]

Not to mention that there's like five of us in the same house. And you're all super nosy.

Edited 2016-03-23 19:09 (UTC)

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wow. rude

omg im not FORCING you into anything. and you've been pining for each other for so long that it may as well be years. jesus

chris oh my god i am not telling you two to go skinny-dipping in the freezing, creepy-ass river and make out the entire time. you said you were cold, i said you could help each other warm up. you could fucking cuddle, for fuck's sake

[Please. She's not about to relive that awful night, okay? Nor suggest anyone else do the same.]

it's not being nosy if you two are fucking obvious

Not sorry the truth hurts, blah blah

[And okay, he's trying to stay light about this, but now he's just sort of feeling agitated and it's making him snippy.]

Right, well, I so didn't ask for advice, okay?

rude =/= true but ok

jesus someone's sensitive

[But Emily won't prod any further. Not because she doesn't want to hurt him (honestly, he needs thicker skin), but because she gets it, kind of. Sex and intimacy aren't really her thing. If their roles were reversed right now, she would've told Chris to fuck off and leave her along maybe ten messages ago.

So in the interest of solidarity, she just goes back to the reason this conversation even started.]

leave your pink jacket somewhere i can find it. your donation is appreciated. you're contributing to the greater good. to fashion consciousness

[He's a little surprised that she just lets the topic drop, but that she does is enough for some of the agitation to fade; not all, since not all of it has to do directly with Emily's comments, but most.]

Sure thing.

Wow I never thought those words would be spoken in my direction, but I'll take them. Even if they might be sarcastic.

[Yeah well that's what you get for making goddamn assumptions about her. None of you fuckers knows what she's capable of, except maybe Jess, but fuck Jess.]

not sarcastic AT ALL, i assure you

[100% sarcastic.]

[To be fair, Chris isn't really all that sure about his assessments of any of his friends at the moment. He's been wrong a lot lately, and that's a new experience for him.]

Right. Sure. Totally not.

It's okay, I know my pink jacket is just too on the cutting edge of fashion to be appreciated. I'm used to it.

i want you to know i really miss emoji right now

yes that's EXACTLY right, that's what it is. cutting edge. yeah

Yeah they'd be really useful.

Hey, it was produced by alien technology. Or the color was anyway. That's pretty cutting edge.

god i hate this place

no, chris. that's not how fashion works

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