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[danseur]

wtb: friends

because there's nothing like being really fucking sick and paranoid to highlight the fact that i'm bad at people.

[ so he's lonely and, simultaneously, real bad at dealing with emotion. ]

so yo. i'm morgan. not great at much, but i know some card tricks and i'm also a shitty werewolf in case you need an extra fluffy pillow every couple weeks.

let's hang out.

Comments

[ex_break829]

what's the going friendship rate these days

[danseur]

got a bag of potato chips and some dented cans of soup.

[ex_break829]

wow big money

let's go back to "werewolf" whats that about

[danseur]

ok are you asking me what a werewolf is or for deets about me specifically

bc ive had people ask both

[ex_break829]

cmon i know what a werewolf is

[ does he?????? ]

[danseur]

just checkin dude some people don't.

uhh so ok i turn into a wolf whenever theres a full moon..... that's kind of the whole thing tbh. im p cute. lots of fuzz.

[ex_break829]

what if you're on the moon

wouldja just be a wolf the whole time

[danseur]

[ oh my god. ]

dude i actually wonder that all the time??? it's not like it fucking changes size????? its just literally the moon all the time anyway?

[ex_break829]

and i mean unless u were born here this is a different freaking moon right, so if you go from a planet with like a 30 day lunar cycleto a 90 one dyou get werewolf jetlag

[danseur]

no

but there are 2 full moons a month here and it fucking sucks. what the fuck kind of place has two moons. whats the actual point.

[ex_break829]

moons generally dont have a point

youve upsold the fuzziness but what abt danger level, you ever take someone out?

[puzzlingly]

what kind of card tricks?

[crippled]

[After creeping on other conversations: this guy can turn into a wolf omg, what? Ivar will take 5.]

What does that mean
Bad at people?

[danseur]

that's kind of an impolite question fyi

[danseur]

sleight of hand? but mostly like. not if you're paying attention. I may have oversold it.

[ex_break829]

oh IM sorry are your fuzzy lil feelings hurt? i'm not judgin, cupcake, just curious

[danseur]

[ he maintains it's way less interesting than it sounds. ]

uh like. it means i'm not great at communicating or whatever.

[danseur]

nah dude i mean i haven't. other people have tho. you shouldn't ask about it.

[ex_break829]

i personally like to know where people are on the murderer front before we organize to hang, eeeeespecially since half the assholes in this city are exta freaking crazy lately

[danseur]

it's manslaughter if it's an accident. not murder.

you been attacked?

[ex_break829]

nothing i couldn't handle, sweetheart.

[ hole in his chest says otherwise but whatever. ]

[crippled]

Oh
Yes, you do speak oddly

[Sorry, bro.]

[danseur]

so you got some kind of super powers

like why does everyone have that

[danseur]

wtf no, i speak fine. i meant like. emotionally.

[ex_break829]

nah, i'm just a badass.

you turn into a freaking wolf?