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[danseur]

wtb: friends

because there's nothing like being really fucking sick and paranoid to highlight the fact that i'm bad at people.

[ so he's lonely and, simultaneously, real bad at dealing with emotion. ]

so yo. i'm morgan. not great at much, but i know some card tricks and i'm also a shitty werewolf in case you need an extra fluffy pillow every couple weeks.

let's hang out.

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[ex_break829]

what's the going friendship rate these days

[danseur]

got a bag of potato chips and some dented cans of soup.

[ex_break829]

wow big money

let's go back to "werewolf" whats that about

[puzzlingly]

what kind of card tricks?

[danseur]

sleight of hand? but mostly like. not if you're paying attention. I may have oversold it.

[puzzlingly]

dont sell yourself short
maybe youre better than me

[crippled]

[After creeping on other conversations: this guy can turn into a wolf omg, what? Ivar will take 5.]

What does that mean
Bad at people?

[danseur]

[ he maintains it's way less interesting than it sounds. ]

uh like. it means i'm not great at communicating or whatever.

[crippled]

Oh
Yes, you do speak oddly

[Sorry, bro.]

[so_dark_a_road]

You're a werewolf? No kidding?

[danseur]

be a pretty shitty thing to lie about honestly.

[so_dark_a_road]

[ He nods. ] I guess so.

I'd like to see those card tricks. [ Don't say you have no social skills -- cards are a great conversation-starter! ]

Where do you hang out?

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[abyssalarcana]

another dog person! do you do tricks?

[danseur]

do u mean like dog tricks?? Bc HARD PASS.[ he's a little invested in our dealer room/artist alley setup."

[abyssalarcana]

no wonder you have no friends youre no fun
probably nobody wants to be around you
youre boring

[abbatis]

I would like to meet a werewolf.

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[bespectacledsnake]

I'm afraid I do not entirely understand. You are advertising for friendship?

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[othlir]

You know, I have been missing my sister's bear, if that offer for a fluffy pillow is true.

[ It's almost possible to hear the grin on his face, if you listen closely enough. ]

I do have a question, though: what exactly is "wtb"?

[goodluckkobra]

you really a werewolf?

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[hasitsthorns]

i was intrigued at 'werewolf'
i have an actual wolf that you could, like, bond with
so maybe you feel less lonely

also ig i could maybe be your friend
possibly
you have to meet a certain coolness quota and i'm not sure you're filling it yet

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[thelastjoy]

youre a really bad salesman. youre supposed to make yourself sound awesome not admit how shitty you are. got to lie a little dude

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[sonofacesius]

How can you be a shitty werewolf?

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[killthisparty]

real werewolf?

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[sneaklizard]

well, that wasn't so bad!
I'm Carey. I'm a rogue. So I guess I do jumping tricks.
Nice to meet you! :D

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[am_i_a_monster]

Hi Morgan.

Do fluffy werewolf pillows help with nightmares?