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[danseur]

wtb: friends

because there's nothing like being really fucking sick and paranoid to highlight the fact that i'm bad at people.

[ so he's lonely and, simultaneously, real bad at dealing with emotion. ]

so yo. i'm morgan. not great at much, but i know some card tricks and i'm also a shitty werewolf in case you need an extra fluffy pillow every couple weeks.

let's hang out.

Comments

[ex_break829]

nothing i couldn't handle, sweetheart.

[ hole in his chest says otherwise but whatever. ]

[danseur]

so you got some kind of super powers

like why does everyone have that

[ex_break829]

nah, i'm just a badass.

you turn into a freaking wolf?

[danseur]

yeah but not on purpose so it doesn't count.

[ex_break829]

cute. but wrong.

so do you drink? you're not a kid right

[danseur]

How is that wrong

and nah im legal in every country on Earth

[ex_break829]

idk where that is but cool, letssss get drinks

you do so have superpowers, being a wolf counts suck it up. it would only not count if you were a wolf all the time and then your superpower would be using this "phone" to txt