Video;

[nowherewolf]

[In the early morning, Tucker appears on the network. He's holding something that looks like a DVD case.]

Boy, you guys sure had fun while I was gone, huh? [He does not regret leaving you all to your paranoia plague.]

Anyway, not here to make fun, just here to say I got something pretty damn good when all those items showed up. Figured that since you guys've had a rough time, I might share and cheer you up a little bit. So here you go: one movie, fresh off the disc.

[There is a completely innocuous video file attached.]

Enjoy.

[He signs off.

And then somewhere, unseen, laughs his ass off for about five minutes straight.]




[About three hours later, he just posts a picture of a notecard that has some words written on it.]

did u like my movie lmao
real showtime is this wednesday @ 6
1301
b there or b square


[OOC note: a log for this will go up on Wednesday!]

Comments

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[toiletseat_girl]

That was beautiful. A fucking post-modern masterpiece.
And there better be snacks at the showing.

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[nowherewolf]

ty ty
at least someone appreciates genius

[Stolen genius, but he's not about to tell everyone where he got this.]

ill try to find something to munch on

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[toiletseat_girl]

I've always been a fan of the arts.
You better. It's not a proper movie night without popcorn and candy.

[nowherewolf]

idk if i can get popcorn but i can def get candy
n i got somethin else that i was savin but i guess ill bust em out

[toiletseat_girl]

Mmm. Candy. For the record, I like Red Vines better than Twizzlers.
All that for lil ol us? I feel touched.

[nowherewolf]

picky picky
lol ill see what i can do tho
u should feel touched im stingy af

[toiletseat_girl]

I'm worth it.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
You can't see me, but I'm clutching at my heart, I'm so touched.

[nowherewolf]

good u better be

[toiletseat_girl]

[hmm. how to do a Southern Belle accent via text?]

Why, I do declare Mr. Tucker, you positively spoil me!

[ehhh, close enough]

[nowherewolf]

[He appreciates the effort.]

yeah yeah dont make a big deal out of it
gonna start chargin for the next one lol

[toiletseat_girl]

[he should]

Yeah? You remember the part where there's no money. Right?

[nowherewolf]

who said id be chargin money?
gonna make ppl bring me offerngs of nonshitty food

[toiletseat_girl]

What are your standards for nonshitty food?

[nowherewolf]

no junk food
cant be gross n rotten
my standards have gotten p low here in hadriel tbh

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, it's not like we can stop by Whole Foods and buy overpriced, nutritious food.
Or whatever looks interesting at the cheese counter.