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[nowherewolf]

[In the early morning, Tucker appears on the network. He's holding something that looks like a DVD case.]

Boy, you guys sure had fun while I was gone, huh? [He does not regret leaving you all to your paranoia plague.]

Anyway, not here to make fun, just here to say I got something pretty damn good when all those items showed up. Figured that since you guys've had a rough time, I might share and cheer you up a little bit. So here you go: one movie, fresh off the disc.

[There is a completely innocuous video file attached.]

Enjoy.

[He signs off.

And then somewhere, unseen, laughs his ass off for about five minutes straight.]




[About three hours later, he just posts a picture of a notecard that has some words written on it.]

did u like my movie lmao
real showtime is this wednesday @ 6
1301
b there or b square


[OOC note: a log for this will go up on Wednesday!]

Comments

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[ghostlocked]

ur a fuckin prick.
can i get a vip showing? u know im not comin out for this shit.
tell ur boy toy i said hey tho.

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[nowherewolf]

if ur nice
talkin bout my boy toy aint a good start

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[evocation]

wtf
i can't believe you made me watch that shit
is there going to be food?

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[nowherewolf]

ofc u would ask that
its byob but ill scrounge up some snacks

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[danseur]

are you okay dude

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[nowherewolf]

y would u ask???

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[abyssalarcana]

[Always trying to understand things on the network herself, Caedra does watch a few minutes of the video, then skips around in it, bored. Before the updated note, she types:]

please dont tell me this is what passes for entertainment here because this is maybe actually the worst thing ive ever seen and ive seen some terrible plays

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[nowherewolf]

wtf??
u just dont understand art

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[toiletseat_girl]

That was beautiful. A fucking post-modern masterpiece.
And there better be snacks at the showing.

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[nowherewolf]

ty ty
at least someone appreciates genius

[Stolen genius, but he's not about to tell everyone where he got this.]

ill try to find something to munch on

[so_dark_a_road]

Yeah, I'll bring my own bottle, if you provide that popcorn and candy!

[ He'll bring enough Speakeasy whiskey to get everybody so stinking drunk they won't be able to focus their eyes XD. ]

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[nowherewolf]

yeah idk abt popcorn
but i got somethin sweet dw abt it

[Whiskey is his drink of choice so bring it on, honestly.]

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[demonsional]

[This video response comes in a good 48 hours after Tucker's post. Hayden looks very tired.]

I liked your movie! I enjoyed it very much! I liked the part where the man slept because it made me think that soon I would also sleep.

[He did not sleep. He sat there and he watched. The movie. He watched the movie.]

I am excited to see you again to watch it a second time!

aCTION

[ghostlocked]

[Harlan sees this and just. just. JUST.

He's poking his head into Hayden's room like two seconds later.]

Hayden, go to bed. [It's like 2pm.]

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[nowherewolf]

[Oh. Oh god. Tucker didn't think anyone would actually.... w e l p.]

uh hey lil bro
u ok?
did u really watch the whole thing?

[Not even Tucker watched the whole thing. He saw how long it was and didn't think twice about it.]

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[whistlewhilstyouwork]

Not really. In fact it made me thankful for my blindness.

-> voice to be nice

[nowherewolf]

Wow, thanks for the glowing review. Honestly though you're, uh, not missing much with the visuals.

[It's just as incomprehensible either way.]

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[lovernotafighter]

wtfuck did i just watch?

[nowherewolf]

um art???
obviously???

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[lifetothefullest]

I feel like I'm going to end up with several new patients suffering from mental scarring due to this.

[What the hell was that freakish abomination of a movie okay omg. Lance is really morbidly curious about the rest of it but honestly he could only get through less than an hour even with fast-forwarding.]

[nowherewolf]

lmao my bad doc
just tell em it was a prank its fine

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[hasitsthorns]

I tried to sick it out
thought it might get better
spoilers for anyone else: it doesn't

[nowherewolf]

wait did you seriously watch the whole thing???
and no it doesnt get better its a masterpiece from the start wtf

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[pocketspa]

[He's sending this video to all of his fucking friends, holy shit.]

dude did you actually make this and if so where can i give you a prize for it
fucking masterpiece

[nowherewolf]

i didnt but u can give me a prize anyway
always open to prizes

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[ex_matricide319]

[Kiran gets about one minute into the part of the video where the guy is sleeping and then gives up.]

what the fuck man

what is this?

[nowherewolf]

um its a movie???
duh

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[killthisparty]

i know ive been smokin a lotta weed
but holy shit

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[nowherewolf]

yea its jsut the weed
if u werent high itd look like a normal movie

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[sneaklizard]

whoa. that was something

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[nowherewolf]

those ur only thoughts?
cmon im tryin to be a hollywood director here
gimme ur honest critique

[No he isn't.]