Video;

[nowherewolf]

[In the early morning, Tucker appears on the network. He's holding something that looks like a DVD case.]

Boy, you guys sure had fun while I was gone, huh? [He does not regret leaving you all to your paranoia plague.]

Anyway, not here to make fun, just here to say I got something pretty damn good when all those items showed up. Figured that since you guys've had a rough time, I might share and cheer you up a little bit. So here you go: one movie, fresh off the disc.

[There is a completely innocuous video file attached.]

Enjoy.

[He signs off.

And then somewhere, unseen, laughs his ass off for about five minutes straight.]




[About three hours later, he just posts a picture of a notecard that has some words written on it.]

did u like my movie lmao
real showtime is this wednesday @ 6
1301
b there or b square


[OOC note: a log for this will go up on Wednesday!]

Comments

[pocketspa]

buddy i already have a drug dealer in this town and shes cuter than you
that said
you got one of the fuckin liches in charge to make that didnt you
bc i sure as hell aint paying them
then again
dont have to pay you

[nowherewolf]

u caught me
anyway u gotta undownload it if u dont pay bc otherwise
thats piracy :/ :/ :/

[pocketspa]

oh no
who would you report me to
the network police????
wait no go tell one of the liches
make them take the time out of their day to come hunt me down for a gold piece for your horrible video shitpost
im sure theyd LOVE to get in the middle of petty squabbles
really
make their whole day

[nowherewolf]

ill call my dad he works at microsoft
or facebook or nintendo w/e were talkin about
would be funny to make the gods come moderate the network tho
could be a good evening prank

[pocketspa]

yeah ill give my rents a ring theyre ceos at fantasy walmart
but oh man
just think about it
walking around with bigass rulebooks critiquing our word choices
and grammar or some shit
honestly iconic

[nowherewolf]

the fuckin internet police
id laugh my ass off
until they banned me from the network or w/e
then id have to like hack in
lmao

[pocketspa]

actually you want to know something thats fun about that
there is
no block feature on these
no one can stop you from calling the liches in charge and then using like
a fantasy airhorn or something
they can not pick up but theres nooo way to stop it