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[nowherewolf]

[In the early morning, Tucker appears on the network. He's holding something that looks like a DVD case.]

Boy, you guys sure had fun while I was gone, huh? [He does not regret leaving you all to your paranoia plague.]

Anyway, not here to make fun, just here to say I got something pretty damn good when all those items showed up. Figured that since you guys've had a rough time, I might share and cheer you up a little bit. So here you go: one movie, fresh off the disc.

[There is a completely innocuous video file attached.]

Enjoy.

[He signs off.

And then somewhere, unseen, laughs his ass off for about five minutes straight.]




[About three hours later, he just posts a picture of a notecard that has some words written on it.]

did u like my movie lmao
real showtime is this wednesday @ 6
1301
b there or b square


[OOC note: a log for this will go up on Wednesday!]

Comments

[nowherewolf]

holy shit
okay well round of applause ig
good fuckin job
i haven't even watched it all the way through

[hasitsthorns]

thank you, thank you
i live to please

and what the fuck, dude
you can't inflict this on people and not suffer with us

[nowherewolf]

sure i can
i aint got like 5 days to waste on this shit wtf
didnt think anybody else would either
i saw the first hour or two

[hasitsthorns]

i do!!
been bumming around the orchard a lot
since I got man servants doing most of the work there for me now

[nowherewolf]

wtf u get servants???
where can i get in on that shit

[hasitsthorns]

find ur own manservants bro
i worked hard to get mine

[ No, she didn't. ]

[nowherewolf]

wow
sharing is caring u kno
what abt womenservants
im not picky abt gender

[hasitsthorns]

i was an only child, what can I say
and womanservants are somehow harder to come by??
i think dudes kind of like a tough lady pushing them around sometimes personally but
maybe I'm the one who actually enjoys it more