Video;

[nowherewolf]

[In the early morning, Tucker appears on the network. He's holding something that looks like a DVD case.]

Boy, you guys sure had fun while I was gone, huh? [He does not regret leaving you all to your paranoia plague.]

Anyway, not here to make fun, just here to say I got something pretty damn good when all those items showed up. Figured that since you guys've had a rough time, I might share and cheer you up a little bit. So here you go: one movie, fresh off the disc.

[There is a completely innocuous video file attached.]

Enjoy.

[He signs off.

And then somewhere, unseen, laughs his ass off for about five minutes straight.]




[About three hours later, he just posts a picture of a notecard that has some words written on it.]

did u like my movie lmao
real showtime is this wednesday @ 6
1301
b there or b square


[OOC note: a log for this will go up on Wednesday!]

Comments

[nowherewolf]

for ppl to tell u how to say ho in other languages?

[abyssalarcana]

ya whats the point of knowing a language if you cant use it to tell someone their mother sucks incubus cock for breakfast
sometimes you just gotta know how to say that

[nowherewolf]

incubus cock thats a good one i like that
how many languages can u say that in?

[abyssalarcana]

more than this phone will let me use
but if you ever want to tell someone to suck a dick in draconic its pronounced like sxor vi vyklade

looks ugly in common

[nowherewolf]

good to know
wouldve been nice to have that lil tidbit last time i ran into a dragon

[abyssalarcana]

never met one myself just a fan of their literature
heard theyre awful in person though
think too highly of themselves

[nowherewolf]

they are awful in person
at least the one i met was