Video;

[nowherewolf]

[In the early morning, Tucker appears on the network. He's holding something that looks like a DVD case.]

Boy, you guys sure had fun while I was gone, huh? [He does not regret leaving you all to your paranoia plague.]

Anyway, not here to make fun, just here to say I got something pretty damn good when all those items showed up. Figured that since you guys've had a rough time, I might share and cheer you up a little bit. So here you go: one movie, fresh off the disc.

[There is a completely innocuous video file attached.]

Enjoy.

[He signs off.

And then somewhere, unseen, laughs his ass off for about five minutes straight.]




[About three hours later, he just posts a picture of a notecard that has some words written on it.]

did u like my movie lmao
real showtime is this wednesday @ 6
1301
b there or b square


[OOC note: a log for this will go up on Wednesday!]

Comments

[abyssalarcana]

way to assume
but at least some violence!! wheres the action wheres the drama wheres the decapitation??

[nowherewolf]

this aint a horror movie
but theres def decapitation on wednesday
in th emovie that is
dont get any ideas

[Ah yes, the dramatic irony of this conversation.]

[abyssalarcana]

xcuse you but violent death is also a high form of comedy you know
nobody said anything about horror
whats wednesday how many days is that

[nowherewolf]

its three days from now
and ok violent death is funny sometimes in movies but like
i got a feeling ur not talkin about just movies

[abyssalarcana]

i directed a play once
wish you could have seen it but it only got one show
very exclusive original cast

[nowherewolf]

idt i even wanna know why

[abyssalarcana]

whats that you want to know why? whats idt

but yes i will tell you, it was a very fun show! i handpicked the actors
told them it was a comedy, everyone loves a comedy you know
have you ever seen a goristro rip a man's spine from his back while he's still living?

it's very funny!

[nowherewolf]

[Frown.]

idk what a goristro is
some demon probs?
anyway u got kinda a skewed view of humor anyone ever tell u tht

[abyssalarcana]

wait wait i have to ask is this normal for how you write common where you come from:u idk idt probs
i get u but i thought your language had spelling rules

thot they h8 wen peepol rite lik this
eevn tho
its fun

[nowherewolf]

ok first of all
pls say thot more often
second of all
as long as ppl know wtf i'm tryin to say i dont give a fuck
its a language theres no rules

[Tucker that's not exactly how languages work.]

[abyssalarcana]

no your language has too many rules and its dumb
this phone wont let me write at angles
or backwards
otherwise i agree but i didnt know what you were saying
so whats idk idt all that stuff
i guess u is you huh

[nowherewolf]

r
u
s
u
r
e
?

u gotta get creative
idk means i dont know
idt means i dont think
u should say thot to everone u meet
everone is just me being a bad typer

[abyssalarcana]

 t   b
 a   u
 h   t
 t   i
 o   t
 d   s
andthephonetriessohard
 a   a              empotsot
 c   r
 i   d
 a   w
 y   o
     r
     k

why do you like thot so much what is it

[nowherewolf]

yeah see too much effort
might as well just do it the regularway
thot is like
just a slang term for a friend
or like a person ur havin a nice conversation with
:^)

[abyssalarcana]

which is what i said

ok your trying too hard to push this thot word whats it really mean
more likely to use it if its funny you know
your fake definition is boring

[nowherewolf]

fine w/e ur more likely to use it if i tell u the real meaning
a thot is like
a person u dont wanna get w bc theyre too thirsty
shit thats probs too much slang
its someone u dont wanna fuck bc they wanna fuck everything
a ho if u will

[abyssalarcana]

!!!

see this is why i study language
for moments like this one

[nowherewolf]

for ppl to tell u how to say ho in other languages?

[abyssalarcana]

ya whats the point of knowing a language if you cant use it to tell someone their mother sucks incubus cock for breakfast
sometimes you just gotta know how to say that

[nowherewolf]

incubus cock thats a good one i like that
how many languages can u say that in?

[abyssalarcana]

more than this phone will let me use
but if you ever want to tell someone to suck a dick in draconic its pronounced like sxor vi vyklade

looks ugly in common

[nowherewolf]

good to know
wouldve been nice to have that lil tidbit last time i ran into a dragon

[abyssalarcana]

never met one myself just a fan of their literature
heard theyre awful in person though
think too highly of themselves

[nowherewolf]

they are awful in person
at least the one i met was