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hadriel2018-04-12 08:27 pm
ex_matricide319) wrote in hadriel2018-04-12 08:27 pm
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video // forward-dated to April 14th
[The video starts with Kiran looking down into the camera, his face taking up most of the frame. There's a film of sweat on his forehead from the heat - or maybe from exercise, since he seems slightly out of breath.]
Hey. My name is Kiran. Welcome to the new people. Enjoy your stay. Or don't. Lemme know if you need a roommate, I guess, but only if you're not a pain in the ass.
Anyway -
[The camera suddenly jerks with movement, spinning away from Kiran's face until it points out at his surroundings. He's standing at the edge of the city, with the desert sprawling out in front of him, seemingly unending.
And... there's a monster. It's standing on the sand, glaring and growling at Kiran, preparing to charge him. But when Kiran speaks again, he's stifling a laugh.]
I think the barrier's back. Check it out - it's freaking hilarious.
[Before he's finished his sentence, the monster screeches and charges straight at him. With a startled and nervous laugh, he stumbles backwards, but the camera is steady enough to catch the monster crashing head-first into the invisible barrier surrounding the city again. It's like watching a dog ram into a glass door... except the dog is, uh, very large. And it's trying to commit murder.
As soon as it crashes not-majestically into the barrier, Kiran erupts into unabashed giggling.]
It's been doing this for the past fifteen minutes! [the sound of him slapping his knee or maybe his face can be heard in the background among his laughs. The monster stumbles around, dazed.]
After dealing with these things for weeks, it's just... oh my God, guys. Somebody bring me some popcorn.
Hey. My name is Kiran. Welcome to the new people. Enjoy your stay. Or don't. Lemme know if you need a roommate, I guess, but only if you're not a pain in the ass.
Anyway -
[The camera suddenly jerks with movement, spinning away from Kiran's face until it points out at his surroundings. He's standing at the edge of the city, with the desert sprawling out in front of him, seemingly unending.
And... there's a monster. It's standing on the sand, glaring and growling at Kiran, preparing to charge him. But when Kiran speaks again, he's stifling a laugh.]
I think the barrier's back. Check it out - it's freaking hilarious.
[Before he's finished his sentence, the monster screeches and charges straight at him. With a startled and nervous laugh, he stumbles backwards, but the camera is steady enough to catch the monster crashing head-first into the invisible barrier surrounding the city again. It's like watching a dog ram into a glass door... except the dog is, uh, very large. And it's trying to commit murder.
As soon as it crashes not-majestically into the barrier, Kiran erupts into unabashed giggling.]
It's been doing this for the past fifteen minutes! [the sound of him slapping his knee or maybe his face can be heard in the background among his laughs. The monster stumbles around, dazed.]
After dealing with these things for weeks, it's just... oh my God, guys. Somebody bring me some popcorn.
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it's so dumb that it isn't even understanding what's happening either
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although i guess, if we could do that, we'd be able to tell it to not kill us too
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or just see how long it takes to crack its skull
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you could start a betting pool or something, closest guess for how long until it gives up or dies wins...i dunno, something
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then again, you kind of win just by getting to see that in person.