barold[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]
Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...
[He sighs.]
Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.
Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.
[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]
Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--