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[unnature]

hey so
this sucks but im out a hot roommate to have tension with
anyone wanna bunk or have tension or both
i got a huge house with no one to share it with and lemme just say its weird having a capital H House but im kinda diggin it
must be cool with blood, im working out of my house now that the islands/clinic are split up

here's a selfie



give me a selfie to work with too

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[completelycrazy]

Got a house of my own so cant help you there but maybe we're neighbors? I'm on the island with the coliseum and the lab. Idk where the clinic is. Haven't really mapped this place out in full yet.
But hey if you want tension I can hook you up. Lol.

[He sends along a selfie like the piece of shit he is.]

I'm cool with blood btw. I'm a biologist. You a doctor or something?

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[unnature]

nooo im on the south island, not with the main clinic building now
were splitting the clinic so each island is covered so
besides i dont have a good way to travel between islands

lol you look like a biologist
yeah im dr razi

[completelycrazy]

Aw damn. Well theres boats and stuff I think?
I got lucky and ended up on the island with all the good stuff hah. Sorry.
Come visit sometime though.
Lmao I'm not like any biologist youve met I'm betting.

[He sends another picture (not a gif but stills are hard to find for some reason wtf), this time of what is definitely his most marketable feature.]

Dr. Geiszler.
Newt's fine though.

[unnature]

im bad at boats
got two left feet

[Between her legs and her Nature, getting in and out of boats is a major pain. She's done it here, but only because she had to.]

alriiiiight
youre right, youre not like other biologists huh
those are nice
you can call me avisheh

[completelycrazy]

Nbd. I can come to you.
Means you won't get to see my lab though. Youre missing out.
I'm really not. I study aliens back home, monsters here. I catch a lot of flak for the former and sometimes the latter but hey someones gotta do it yknow?
Thanks. You got any?

[unnature]

make a good impression and ill work on getting over to your lab, k
also aliens sounds cool, ive worked on aliens
not monsters tho, im not a vet
and nope, no tats here. ive thought about it but never really had the time or money or creativity

[completelycrazy]

Wait hey youre telling me youve got experience with otherworldly crap?
Ok you have to come by the lab now. I could use another set of hands. Like hands that are actually trained for this kind of stuff. I've got some uh interns at the moment and theyre like fine? But seriously I will never turn down someone with actual know how.
The aliens Im familiar with are synonymous with monsters so I'm pretty in my element here. Lol.

[unnature]

my aliens have more been the people kind?
ive got enough on my plate with the clinic dude. have you ever heard of a surgeon moonlighting as a scientist?
not that i couldnt do it but i like having free time. im flattered youre so impressed with me tho
a lot of my job has been winging it back home so i can basically do anything medically inclined
pretty amazing i know

[completelycrazy]

What??? Thats awesome. I'm jealous. How close were they to people? You ever like done surgery on one or something like that?
You gotta tell me everything. Lol.
Uhhh I guess not but I dont see why that should stop you from being the first. Both of my underlings work at the clinic too. I'm slowly stealing the whole staff because my gig is way cooler.
It totally is amazing? Hell I work for the military and most of my job is still winging it lol. Thats what you get when you work with aliens. I'm pretty much the only one in my field.
Point is I know how difficult that can be. Imo we deserve all the credit in the world for working in those conditions.
I might be willing to admit that you edge me out there given that you're in a medical field working with stuff thats like alive which you usually want to keep alive but then again I've never seen you work sooo.

[unnature]

its not super common but there are some alien type people where im from. some i didnt get up close and personal with but ive literally had to do surgery in a hazmat suit before
theres these people that regurgitate acid every time they get injured or scared, that was the fucking worst
you are way more excited about this than like anyone ive ever talked to LOL

[It's charming enough that it's actually making her consider working with him???]

ok, what kinda stuff do you do at the lab?

[completelycrazy]

Wow. Awesome. A pain in the ass but still awesome.
Ive had to do that before but like I said I'm dissecting so I dont have the added challenge of keeping stuff alive. Usually.
But Kaiju blood is toxic. Gotta be careful with it especially with some organs. Plus theyre ammonia based lifeforms i.e. super gross. The smell is terrible. The hazmat suits kind of convenient in that way. Lol.
Uh yeah though that's the benefit of chatting it up with people in your field? Or like close enough. I have yet to find anyone with skills comparable to mine around here so I gotta be honest this is refreshing for me too.
I'm working on a bestiary project at the moment. I was like way further along with it but then Hope kicked all the monsters out of town and I had to start over.
I guess that's made it easier overall? There's less stuff out there for me to keep track of and I can have a complete record since I'm tracking stuff as it comes in through the Door.
It's especially important now that we're on these islands. Working with tighter spaces and all you know?

[unnature]

id be rly interested to get up close and personal with a kaiju actually
not that i know anything about them other than what youve said, but it sounds hella gross and thats always exciting
yeah ive been avoiding the west island for the most part for that exact reason
im def not a fighter, surprising literally nobody
its cool youre helping ~*out of the kindness of your heart*~ though
its definitely not a military gig, thats for sure

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[darknstormy]

[ He really shouldn't be texting but Seth marches to a beat of his own drum. The blood thing is weird even if she is a looker. His roommate aka placebo brother, Leo, would probably approve. ]

Is tension code for something? Ive got something of a brother that could use a distraction



Whats with the blood? I've got an actual brother that might have some interest in that if he were to show up again.

[ Help Seth help you ]

[unnature]

lol you know
tension
will they or wont they
like those dumb tv shows

he looks ok
and im a doctor, thats why the blood
people coming in with wounds i dont want vomit on the floor too

(SO sorry for delay! Understand if it's too long a wait)

[darknstormy]

Good thing Leo aint squeamish

He's pretty sturdy

[abbatis]

you should try and ask help from the elf twins. They did hotness rating a while ago.

[unnature]

lmfao!
im looking for a hookup or a roommate not a hotness rating
that sounds fun tho

[abbatis]

I was just thinking it could speed up your process. Knowing which people to go for instead of randomly calling for everyone could get you results faster.

So have you found anyone yet?

[unnature]

no one as far as roommates
kinda sucks
got a few bites for other stuff tho LOL

[abbatis]

That's unfortunate. What else are you looking for in a roommate than a blood tolerance? Because I have suggestion for you.

[Edgar adds a picture to his post. Except that the man in the question isn't posing in it. In fact the shot is taken from the low-left and the man is looking over the camera.]

[unnature]

this isnt you is it
lol
whos this? hes cute

[abbatis]

That obvious, huh? He's Drake and currently living all alone. I think he work for you.

[unnature]

well do i get to know anything about him, first?

[abbatis]

sure you can. Your only request had been to be able stand sight of blood so I assumed you didn't care about details.

[unnature]

the secret, secondary point of me posting to ask is to suss out the kind of person they are beforehand
which is best done when talking to the person themselves

but now im curious. what about this guy screams "fine with blood" to you? is he your friend?

[abbatis]

We are acquaintances through similar interests. He's a big and strong guy who doesn't mind blood as long there's a good explanation for it.

[unnature]

seems reasonable
and you're wingmanning him why?

[abbatis]

Wingman? I've never heard that word before.

I don't have a particular reason why. I just saw you with a problem and decided to offer a solution.

[unnature]

i think it originates in piloting planes in formation
but the colloquial term means supporting a friend, usually in pursuing others for sex

and i guess thats fair enough
ill hit him up i guess, at least see what his deal is

[abbatis]

Really? Well, this is definitely my first time doing something like that then.

Nice to hear I could help.

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[hot_mes]

[no selfie and no offer of roommates but hi doc 'sup]

I'm genuinely surprised so many people are obsessed with getting laid in a place like this

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[unnature]

what, and you arent???
ooooo look at you, big man
anyway it gets peoples mind off things i figure
or staves off the boredom in between awful shit happening

[hot_mes]

obsessed? not at all.

I suppose there's not as much desperate survival going on at the moment as there was a few months ago but. still.

[unnature]

i wouldnt call myself obsessed either
but ok mr straight edge
promise ill practice abstinence until i die
scouts honor, sir, i wont do a fuck

[hot_mes]

at what point in any of my texts did I say abstinence? please point me to the words that in your language mean sex is bad so we can ensure that the universal translator doesn't mistranslate that again

[not that he's going to admit to his fwb arrangement but]

[unnature]

LMAO
did that come off as serious to you??
now im interested tho
lets talk about your sex life doctor

[hot_mes]

it's hard to tell in text sometimes

[he got the sarcasm but given how many people have been up his ass about Caedra lately, he's taking no chances]

nope no deal. I don't kiss and tell. mostly because I don't kiss either.

[unnature]

so have you taken a vow of abstinence or not?? you're flip flopping here

[hot_mes]

no, why would I? there are proven medical advantages to the occasional orgasm

[unnature]

OH SO YOU DON'T *KISS*
that's kinky

[hot_mes]

is it? I never thought of it that way...

[unnature]

i mean its the definition of sex without love, which sure, is the best kind, but i still *kiss*
not kissing makes it so impersonal and anonymous

[hot_mes]

maybe so, but that's the way I like it. zero chance of strings getting attached.

[unnature]

to each their own! i guess im just messy and live for drama
thats a joke by the way

[But still entirely true.]

[vocarrah]

I enjoy tension, whether in your home or mine.

I enjoy resolution even more.



Is this to your liking?

[unnature]

LOL smooth
i dig it
sure you dont wanna be roomies?

[vocarrah]

Perhaps, but I've become used to my own home after all this time. It is so near to the hot springs!

What of an arrangement where we go between the two? Like a summer and a winter palace.
You are welcome at mine any time.

[unnature]

ok i was about to give you the selling points on my house but what the FUCK is a summer and winter palace
i don't even have a house at home but you have multiple? palaces???

[vocarrah]

No, we only had one! Our climate was pleasant enough that we didn't need to flee it when the seasons changed. Families from other countries though, certainly.

It seems like a fun thing to try, though! I feel that I would enjoy moving between.