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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

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[nowherewolf]

ill keep that in mind
just drop off a shirt or smth at my place
im on the west island spire 1
my doors the one w the lock on it bc im sensible unlike every fuckin one else
n yeah ive met the twins
theyre gr8
im sure theyll scoop up all this shit im leavin behind

[storyseeker]

Got it. If you're not around, I'll leave a note from Elena Fisher.
Oh yeah, like elven magpies. I'm not sure how they make that much ostentatiousness work, but they do.
Maybe it's a magic thing.

[nowherewolf]

got it
n i think its all attitude
pullin shit off is 99% attitude tbh

[storyseeker]

I used to work in TV and I can tell you that it absolutely correct.
Maybe even 99.5%.