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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

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[evocation]

holy shit
dibs on the shorts

[nowherewolf]

come get em tbh
i dont think they fit me

[evocation]

try them on and send me a pic

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[sonofacesius]

Wow. I'm pretty sure my dad would love those shorts.

And that shirt.

Do you take custom orders?

[nowherewolf]

is ur dad here???
hes got good taste
anyway just wait long enough everything in the shops is gonna be bedazzled the fuck up

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[storyseeker]

Do you take commissions? Because those are amazing.

[nowherewolf]

god i hope ur joking
r u from like the 70s

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[leashed]

Are you trying to increase visibility? It's a... safety measure?

[nowherewolf]

i mean thats def a side effect lmfao
but no its like
its not really fashion bc its horrible
god how tf do i explain irony

[toiletseat_girl]

Dibs on the bra.
Or is it a bikini top?
Whatever.

[nowherewolf]

idfk ive never worn either of those
probably a bra???
it was padded if that means anything
anyway its urs
its in the shop behind the clinic

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[epsilol]

jesus christ
i'd say get a hobby but i think you'd take it as a challenge

[nowherewolf]

you think this is a game???
no but seriusly fuckin
i wish
not a whole lotta hobbies in this place tho if u didnt notice

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[ghostlocked]

no.

dont u give me that icon mr

[nowherewolf]

what part of u cant stop me dont u get hh

[text] [he judges people who text]

[vocarrah]

These are fantastic!
Would you care to visit my home? I imagine you could do wonders with my wardrobe.

judge away tbh he deserves it

[nowherewolf]

u want me to ruin all ur clothes?
i mean uh turn them into art
yeah
i can def come over tho ;)

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[demonsional]

Can I help? Let me help! I want to help!

[He didn't read any of this he just saw sparkles and that was enough.]

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[nowherewolf]

Absolutely little buddy. You got a bedazzler yet? Those little blue machine things that dropped in through the Door today?

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[stealyoursoul]

Jesus Christ. You found a weapon of mass destruction.

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[nowherewolf]

finally some1 recognizes my dangerous power for what it is
lol

[64th]

Someone should take that away from you.

[nowherewolf]

like to see em try lmao
catch me if u can suckers

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[imhisaunt]

Those shorts are awfully short....

[Priorities, Del]

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[nowherewolf]

[lol]

Uh, yeah they are. Those are called booty shorts, Del.