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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

Comments

[nowherewolf]

i mean thats def a side effect lmfao
but no its like
its not really fashion bc its horrible
god how tf do i explain irony

[leashed]

...you think it's funny to like something because it's horrible?

I'm somehow not surprised.

[nowherewolf]

not sure if i should be insulted or not lol
but no u dont actually like it u just pretend that u like it
and then other ppl are like UGH THATS SO HORRIBLE
and u defend it like its good
its like when u make a shitty pun and everyone suffers

[leashed]

Oh, I see. You enjoy the argument.

This seems like a lot of effort just to make a pun.

[nowherewolf]

yeah its an argument but nobodys serious
thats why its fun
and dude tbh i am just super fuckin bored
boating around the islands was fun for like two days
there arent even that many monsters to hunt anymore

[leashed]

Yes, it is rather... confining.

I've never seen so much water in my entire life. In the cave, we couldn't run anywhere but it still felt- different. I suppose I just never realized how much there is keeping us confined.

[nowherewolf]

yeah kinda makes me wish i was a bird not a wolf
or like idk a seal or a polar bear or some shit
im on the biggest island and i can still walk the whole thing in no time
sucks

[leashed]

Do you know how to swim?

[nowherewolf]

well yeah
but this waters cold

[leashed]

...could you show me?

[nowherewolf]

u mean like teach u how to swim?
shit i guess
why the hell not
kinda figured ud know how to swim tho no offense
like ur a soldier n all

[leashed]

My home was in the desert. I lived and operated most of my life without interacting with large bodies of water.

I can- passably swim in my other form. But not the distances that these islands require of us.

[nowherewolf]

huh
well i havent actually swam between these islands
but i think its doable if u wanna get real fuckin cold
i can def teach u how tho
in the human formthat is

[leashed]

Thank you. I appreciate it.

[And then they did??? Or something?? And it was basically a comedy of errors lbr.]