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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

Comments

[nowherewolf]

well yeah
but this waters cold

[leashed]

...could you show me?

[nowherewolf]

u mean like teach u how to swim?
shit i guess
why the hell not
kinda figured ud know how to swim tho no offense
like ur a soldier n all

[leashed]

My home was in the desert. I lived and operated most of my life without interacting with large bodies of water.

I can- passably swim in my other form. But not the distances that these islands require of us.

[nowherewolf]

huh
well i havent actually swam between these islands
but i think its doable if u wanna get real fuckin cold
i can def teach u how tho
in the human formthat is

[leashed]

Thank you. I appreciate it.

[And then they did??? Or something?? And it was basically a comedy of errors lbr.]