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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

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[evocation]

holy shit
dibs on the shorts

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[sonofacesius]

Wow. I'm pretty sure my dad would love those shorts.

And that shirt.

Do you take custom orders?

[nowherewolf]

come get em tbh
i dont think they fit me

[evocation]

try them on and send me a pic

[nowherewolf]

is ur dad here???
hes got good taste
anyway just wait long enough everything in the shops is gonna be bedazzled the fuck up

[nowherewolf]

theyre like a size 0 wtf
i could maybe get 1 leg in there

[sonofacesius]

No he's not.
But I'm pretty sure he'd appreciate your work and artistic vision.

Won't you run out of beads?

[evocation]

yeah and that would be fucking hilarious

[nowherewolf]

u right

[After a couple minutes he sends her a pic of the shorts around one of his legs. He got up to like, the knee. Close enough. He probably would've gotten further if his leg wasn't in pants but listen, it's chilly.]

[nowherewolf]

everyone should tbh
eventually ill run out but the door dropped a shitton of em
i can keep goin for a while
where i stop nobody knows

[When he gets bored, probably.]

[sonofacesius]

Well I'm glad at least you're having fun.

And I'm sure others will appreciate your

Art.


[Yeah, let's call it art. Right?]

[nowherewolf]

hey gotta have somethin to do in this shithole lmao
aint like we got a lotta options

[sonofacesius]

Well the Door certainly did provide this time.

What do you think about that btw? The Door stuff.

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[nowherewolf]

wow wtf ur the first person to ask me that
hold on

[He abruptly switches over to audio. The loud snapping sound of the bedazzler can be heard in the background.]

I think we're taking a gamble if we open up this particular chamber of secrets, you know? In my experience, ancient beings or whatever the fuck, they're usually bad fuckin' news. Best case scenario it's chill enough to help us use the Door to leave. Worst case? It decides it wants revenge on whoever put it down there in the first place, and us losers get caught in the crossfire.

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[storyseeker]

Do you take commissions? Because those are amazing.

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[sonofacesius]

[Oh thank the Gods it's audio. Texting was so hard.]

Ancient beings are usually....well trouble is a good word for it, you're right. They always have their own agenda. And someone is always going to get caught in the crossfire. No matter how careful you are, someone is going to get hurt. That's usually the nature of war.

If this gets that bad.

But this?

I think we need more information between we can even figure out what this is.

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[leashed]

Are you trying to increase visibility? It's a... safety measure?

[nowherewolf]

god i hope ur joking
r u from like the 70s

[toiletseat_girl]

Dibs on the bra.
Or is it a bikini top?
Whatever.

[nowherewolf]

i mean thats def a side effect lmfao
but no its like
its not really fashion bc its horrible
god how tf do i explain irony

[storyseeker]

I'm not remotely joking. Do you have any idea what the look on my husband's face would be if I gave him something that gaudy? It might be the best thing I've ever seen. I can picture it now.

[nowherewolf]

idfk ive never worn either of those
probably a bra???
it was padded if that means anything
anyway its urs
its in the shop behind the clinic

[nowherewolf]

Yeah that's the thing, gods and gods-adjacent? They don't give a shit about us unless we're useful. And we have no way of knowing what this new one could possibly want.

But yeah, you're right, we don't know for sure what it is. Murderbot could be lying. Or dumb. Problem is, I doubt the gods here are gonna be all that forthcoming, assuming they even know anything. So the only way to find out more might be to go down there and wake it up.

[leashed]

...you think it's funny to like something because it's horrible?

I'm somehow not surprised.

[nowherewolf]

u bring up a good point
n im always up for a fun prank tbh
what u want bedazzlerd