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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

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[nowherewolf]

everyone should tbh
eventually ill run out but the door dropped a shitton of em
i can keep goin for a while
where i stop nobody knows

[When he gets bored, probably.]

[sonofacesius]

Well I'm glad at least you're having fun.

And I'm sure others will appreciate your

Art.


[Yeah, let's call it art. Right?]

[nowherewolf]

hey gotta have somethin to do in this shithole lmao
aint like we got a lotta options

[sonofacesius]

Well the Door certainly did provide this time.

What do you think about that btw? The Door stuff.

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[nowherewolf]

wow wtf ur the first person to ask me that
hold on

[He abruptly switches over to audio. The loud snapping sound of the bedazzler can be heard in the background.]

I think we're taking a gamble if we open up this particular chamber of secrets, you know? In my experience, ancient beings or whatever the fuck, they're usually bad fuckin' news. Best case scenario it's chill enough to help us use the Door to leave. Worst case? It decides it wants revenge on whoever put it down there in the first place, and us losers get caught in the crossfire.

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[sonofacesius]

[Oh thank the Gods it's audio. Texting was so hard.]

Ancient beings are usually....well trouble is a good word for it, you're right. They always have their own agenda. And someone is always going to get caught in the crossfire. No matter how careful you are, someone is going to get hurt. That's usually the nature of war.

If this gets that bad.

But this?

I think we need more information between we can even figure out what this is.

[nowherewolf]

Yeah that's the thing, gods and gods-adjacent? They don't give a shit about us unless we're useful. And we have no way of knowing what this new one could possibly want.

But yeah, you're right, we don't know for sure what it is. Murderbot could be lying. Or dumb. Problem is, I doubt the gods here are gonna be all that forthcoming, assuming they even know anything. So the only way to find out more might be to go down there and wake it up.

[sonofacesius]

That Null might not even be able to tell the difference between these gods and other types of gods, or different species. We just don't know.

I just wish there was a way to get more information about it without waking it up.

Usually, where I'm from, waking things up, particularly old powerful things? It ends badly. Really badly.

Like get a nosebleed, end the world, badly.

[nowherewolf]

Yeah, same thing's true of my world. Most ancient powerful things are either demons, angry gods, or liches. And not the fun kind like we got here in Hadriel. It's generally considered really fuckin' stupid to even want to poke those bears.

Maybe the people tryin' to get the shit out of the ocean will have better luck, and we can tell what's what once that's all in the open.

[sonofacesius]

And you know when you're able to call the gods we have here 'fun' that it's some crazy stuff back home. No, it's generally a bad idea to poke things best left asleep.

I just hope that those looking in the ocean don't piss it off. Or if it wakes up, it's on the right side of the bed.

[nowherewolf]

I meant the liches, but honestly? Them too. And yeah, for all our sakes, I hope the same.

[sonofacesius]

Liches.

Like in dungeons and dragons?