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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

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[toiletseat_girl]

I'm afraid to ask what kind it deserves.
But I'm going to, anyway.

[nowherewolf]

probs a shitty one
since most of this city is assholes lmao

[toiletseat_girl]

No kidding.
Now I'm wondering what kind of superpowers he'd have.

[nowherewolf]

the power to produce instant karma
for all the shitty stuff ppl do here

[toiletseat_girl]

Instant karma's gonna get you.
Gonna knock you off your feet.
You better get yourself together.
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead.
Yeah.
That's accurate.

[nowherewolf]

those song lyrics or smth lmao
i better not be dead for a long ass time
if not i want a fuckin refund

[toiletseat_girl]

From Death?
A refund?
Good luck with that.

[nowherewolf]

ill have u kno i have v good luck

[toiletseat_girl]

Okay.
Prove it.
How would you get me to take it back?

[nowherewolf]

by bein incredibly fuckin charming
;)

[toiletseat_girl]

That might've worked when we first met.
I know you too well now.

[nowherewolf]

wow thats rude
ur sayin im not endlessly charming???

[toiletseat_girl]

No, that's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying that I expect you to be endlessly charming.

[nowherewolf]

so its gotta be unexpected?
tht wasnt part of the rules

[toiletseat_girl]

Don't hate the player, hate the game.
I had someone offer me a check for $25,000 once.
Much as I woulda loved to pop his soul back in his body, I couldn't do it.

[nowherewolf]

so u cant do it no matter what then?

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, pretty much.
Wish I could.
Would've done it for my first reap.

[nowherewolf]

yeah thats rough
ig if u could do it for anyone u might do it for everyone
everything has a reason blah blah blah
sure youve heard that before

(cw: suicide mention)

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah.
Nobody really wants to die.
Not even the suicides.

[nowherewolf]

yeah probs got some buyers remorse there

[toiletseat_girl]

That's putting it mildly.
Fuck.
Now I need to think of something cheerful.
[there's a long pause]
If I can get my hands on a movie, can I show it at your place?

[nowherewolf]

fuck yeah u can
where u gonna get a movie?
if its another one of those god movies count me tf in lol

[toiletseat_girl]

Good.
I was gonna try Love first.
She can't be too big of a pain in the ass to do shit for.
And I was planning to get the new "Star Trek" movies, but I can try for a god movie, too.
Wonder what Love would cough out?