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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

Comments

[ghostlocked]

is that a thing u say to other ppl or just me?
i feel like u just say it to me.
if not just then more often than w. other ppl.
im not that much older than u u piece of shit.

[nowherewolf]

jfc hh calm ur tits
i say that to everyone lmfao
ur not even old enough to be my real dad

[ghostlocked]

thats my point jt.
but as ur father im going to encourage u to not blow ur entire bedazzling load on random shit in the shops.
u know ill love and support u no matter what but consider the future prank potential.
also if u bedazzle anything i own or have to look at ill cut u.
lovingly.
in a dadly fashion.

[nowherewolf]

im only bedazzlin the shit in the shops
n also some shit ppl are paying me to do???
like wtf this is a business now???
im just that good ig
so relax hh i gotta save some ofr that sweet sweet capital
n by capital i mean food

[ghostlocked]

wtf why would anyone pay u for shit they could easily do themselves?
and for something thats stupid af to do in the first place.
idiots.
i cant believe ur accepting those deals.
nvm. i believe it.
but im disappointed in u son.

[nowherewolf]

y would u be disappointed in me for making profit off something worthless???
u do remember what my job was before kairos right?
i mean not the one i had at the time
before before

[ghostlocked]

yeah i remember.
r u bein coy bc u dont want me blowin ur secret in public?
anyway thats called backsliding. uve grown a lot since those days and its a shame to see u wasting ur potential.

[nowherewolf]

no im no tbein coy im just lettin u guess
potential??? backsliding??? wtf
hh i hate to break it to u but we aint got a guild here
theres no like legit jobs
i aint stealin nothin n i aint hurtin anybody

[ghostlocked]

jt im fucking w. u.
i cant in good conscience stand by u while u ruin perfectly good clothes but i dont give a shit what u do in ur spare time.
and ur right. hadriel is nothin but spare time.
if u want to get technical u kind of are stealing tho.
again not that i give a shit but call a duck a duck.

[nowherewolf]

how am i stealing
everythings free
n im not even takin it im just making it better and putting it back

[ghostlocked]

ur opinion of better is not everyones opinion of better.

[nowherewolf]

yea but im the guy w the bedazzler so i make the rules

[ghostlocked]

thats a dangerous way of thinkin jt.
btw ur the first person to ever make me question my strict belief in anarchy being the way to go in hadriel.
congrats.
ur a piece of shit.

[nowherewolf]

come arrest me fun police lmfao

[ghostlocked]

jfc.
bye.