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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

Comments

[nowherewolf]

u should be
damn everybody wants a piece of this bedazzle action
i should start chargin
in fact imma do that
u got any good food u can pay with

[stealyoursoul]

Wield it wisely.
Food? What kind of food? Cause you don't want eat anything I can cook. The disadvantage of not being able to taste anything.

[He'd once had a job as food prep help. Everyone had soon regulated him to chopping things up only after he'd mixed up the sugar and the salt a few too many times/]

[nowherewolf]

u cant taste shit?
that sucks bro
n i was talkin abt anything didnt come out of a can
or the orchard
snacks r good like sweet stuff
so r veggies
dont gotta b cooked
in fact i prefer if its not
if u got any fresh meat ill bedazzle u anything u want

[stealyoursoul]

Yeah, everything tastes like ash to me. It's a Sunai thing.
Do you count fish as meat? Because I will totally find a way to get some if you can pull this off.

[nowherewolf]

yikes
tough luck buddy
fish counts yeah
what exactly am i pullin off tho ur gonna have to be specific

[stealyoursoul]

It's alright. Can't miss what you never had, you know?
Oh, a shirt. His favorite pair of jeans. Just enough to drive him crazy.

[And then to hide his beloved iPod so that Seth can't retaliate against him.]

[nowherewolf]

good way to look at it
can u get me this shit or do i gotta sneak into his place
can do the second one but itll cost more

[You know, a risk fee.]

[stealyoursoul]

Nah, I'll get the clothes for you.
I doubt he'll even notice they'll be gone.

[But he would definitely notice when they were put back.]

[nowherewolf]

cool cool
can do then my dude
just lmk when u got the goods n where u wanna meet