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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

Comments

[epsilol]

what's the going rate on a bag of rhinestones and your silence?

[nowherewolf]

got anything to eat that didnt come out of a can
or the orchard

[epsilol]

i think we've still got some cookies from a while back
might be kinda stale but i'm willing to share

feel free to handwave The Exchange or we can thread it if you want

[nowherewolf]

stale is better than nothin
u got urself some rhinestones
i mean, uh, what rhinestones? lol ;)
meet me at the orchard in an hour we can make the swap

I'm up for threading it if you are

[epsilol]

man anyone ever tell you that you're a master of this whole clandestine trade shit?
also do you like the samoas or thin mints better?

sure!

[nowherewolf]

not as often as they should
also wtf kinda question is that
thin mints duh