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[nowherewolf]

[The post starts with an embedded image of a bedazzler sitting on a shelf in one of the Hadriel shops. Innocent enough, right?]

found one of these bad boys this morning
u kno what that means
or u dont but u will

[This is followed by a series of images of items that Tucker has helpfully pre-bedazzled.]

if u want anything that doesnt got my fantastic fuckin art on it
not that i can imagine why ud want that
but yall better hurry to the stores
bc i got sequins and shitty plastic jewels for days
n u cant stop me

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[epsilol]

jesus christ
i'd say get a hobby but i think you'd take it as a challenge

[nowherewolf]

you think this is a game???
no but seriusly fuckin
i wish
not a whole lotta hobbies in this place tho if u didnt notice

[epsilol]

i guess that's true
...can that thing put rhinestones on anything?

[ Is he considering being a dick for no reason? You bet your fucking ass he is. ]

[nowherewolf]

anything w cloth on it
or probs thin plastic n shit idk
havent like tested its mettle or whatever
but u kno some glue and gumption will put rhinestones on whatever the fuck u want
skys the limit bro

[epsilol]

what's the going rate on a bag of rhinestones and your silence?

[nowherewolf]

got anything to eat that didnt come out of a can
or the orchard

[epsilol]

i think we've still got some cookies from a while back
might be kinda stale but i'm willing to share

feel free to handwave The Exchange or we can thread it if you want

[nowherewolf]

stale is better than nothin
u got urself some rhinestones
i mean, uh, what rhinestones? lol ;)
meet me at the orchard in an hour we can make the swap

I'm up for threading it if you are

[epsilol]

man anyone ever tell you that you're a master of this whole clandestine trade shit?
also do you like the samoas or thin mints better?

sure!

[nowherewolf]

not as often as they should
also wtf kinda question is that
thin mints duh