004 [Text] | Late 4/8

[thechoiceisyours]

[Hopefully everyone has recovered from their hangovers and energy drink comas by now, but if not he's using text to be courteous. Also because it's really late, and because this message works better in text anyway.]

So this isn't exactly a huge important development or whatever, but if your usual texting back home involved emojis I'm sure you'll be ecstatic to know that you can send them here now, too.

[There's a link to install a small program on the phones, which enables a smiling face, a scowling face, and a hand giving the finger.]

Options are kind of limited to happy, unhappy, and pissed off, but never fear. Any additional emoji requests can be submitted to Emily, who I'm sure will totally love fulfilling them for you since she's the master artist here; I just do the scripting. Definitely request as many inane emojis as you could possibly want. Make sure to ask her every time you talk to her if they're done yet, too.

[Sorry Emily. Harmless revenge is sweet.]

So yeah. Have fun.

Comments

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[unfollowing]

[Her response is a long, LONG string of flip-off emojis.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Have a smiling emoji in return.]

[unfollowing]

you're really enjoying this, aren't you

[thechoiceisyours]

How would you have ever gotten that impression, Em?

honestly im so mad em barely smiles

[unfollowing]

[Have a few more flip-off emojis, Chris.]

two words: good coffee

even if she did making decent icons from ud is easier said than done

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah yeah I know.

Making more emojis will surely help on that

true fact tho

[unfollowing]

i'm willing to do a lot for good coffee

[thechoiceisyours]

Yeah same

[That's why they're in this together. United in their quest for coffee.]

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[unfollowing]

<<attachment: heartemoji.jpg>>

for you and ash

<<attachment: brokenheartemoji.jpg>>

for when i crush your dreams

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[thechoiceisyours]

Awwwwww, you do care.

[He's totally grinning though; these are getting added right away.]

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[unfollowing]

[Flip-off emoji]

i care about crushing your dreams

also please keep your cute shit to yourselves, that's what the damn emoji is for

[Someone is really salty about the fact that her boyfriend isn't here. Better salty than depressed, but still.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

That'd explain why you try and do it every day

Come on Emily deep down we both know you love suupaa kawaii-ness

[He held out on a joke as long as he could.]

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[unfollowing]

[Emojis are not enough to express Emily's anger, which has gone ice cold.]

one day i am going to knee you in the balls

i'm not going to tell you when, and i won't give you any sort of warning

but just live with that knowledge, okay?

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[thechoiceisyours]

Wow

I'm already crippled and I coded your emojis for you

This is how you repay me

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[unfollowing]

i hope you didn't want kids

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[thechoiceisyours]

These threats are seriously hindering my ability to feel delighted and possibly get us coffee you know

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[unfollowing]

i'm sure rage and fear will appreciate my hard work and give me coffee

also, im delighted right now, so

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[thechoiceisyours]

Too bad there's no god for sulking because that's what I'm about to go do

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[unfollowing]

<<attachment: sademoji.jpg>>

for you, nerdboy

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[thechoiceisyours]

Thanks

This is going to get a lot of use

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[unfollowing]

i know

<<attachment: devilfaceemoji.jpg>>

this one too

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[thechoiceisyours]

I dunno on that one

It'd have to be a really specific situation to need an emoji of your face

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[unfollowing]

<<attachment: fuckyou.jpg>>

[It's a selfie of Emily angrily flipping Chris off.]

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[thechoiceisyours]

[Have a smiling emoji in return.]

I'll get these coded in tomorrow.

Are you seeing all the other suggestions also?

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[unfollowing]

yeah

we are so scoring some coffee for this