hadriel | 004 [Text]

[Hopefully everyone has recovered from their hangovers and energy drink comas by now, but if not he's using text to be courteous. Also because it's really late, and because this message works better in text anyway.]

So this isn't exactly a huge important development or whatever, but if your usual texting back home involved emojis I'm sure you'll be ecstatic to know that you can send them here now, too.

[There's a link to install a small program on the phones, which enables a smiling face, a scowling face, and a hand giving the finger.]

Options are kind of limited to happy, unhappy, and pissed off, but never fear. Any additional emoji requests can be submitted to Emily, who I'm sure will totally love fulfilling them for you since she's the master artist here; I just do the scripting. Definitely request as many inane emojis as you could possibly want. Make sure to ask her every time you talk to her if they're done yet, too.

[Sorry Emily. Harmless revenge is sweet.]

So yeah. Have fun.

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good deductive reasoning there

yes, i am. and you're sam

[She peeked above. No sense asking the same question a million times.]

It's been known to come in handy a couple of times before now.

( you little shit. )

So what did you do to him that he's getting back at you like this?

( because he knows a revenge attempt when he sees one. he's a little brother, after all. )

['Little shit' is pretty accurate.]

i kept bugging him to code emojis in the first place

( it comes from being a little brother your entire life. or something. )

Well then I guess you kind of deserved it ..

[Hey whose side are you on.]

wow, way to pull a 180 there

( don't worry, em! he really is on your side! really! )

As somebody that grew up with an antagonistic older brother, I can see the point from both sides.

I'm just saying.

[Funny way of showing it!!]

okay then, switzerland

( one day you'll realize that his teasing means he likes you!

... even though he just met you!

...

you saw nothing. )

Nothing wrong with being neutral.

( smiling emoji.

yes, he did that on purpose. )

[How is it possible for you to be weirder than Josh and nerdier than Chris. At the same time.]

you must be a fucking blast at parties :|

( is anyone really nerdier than chris? really? )

I'm not much of a party person. Too loud.

[......................good point.]

after delight's little soiree, i'm starting to feel the same

( see. )

... Can't really blame you, there.

( yeah. he kind of hibernated through that shit. )

lately if i'm gonna be boozin' or losin', i'd rather do it at home

[In her room. With its broken door--

waitaminute.]

hey, are ou good with tools and wood and all that? handy around the house shit

i'm asking for a friend

[Not untrue, given Ash's door also needs fixing. Also Ash's closet. ... and Ash's window.]

( well what a change in direction this conversation has taken! )

I was kind of a handyman for a while back home, yeah.

Got something that needs fixing?

[Emily's mind works in mysterious ways.

Also, SCORE.]

two doors, a window, and a closet

we live in the middle house in the first spiral

thanks!

( well at least she isn't shy about asking for something.

~~ha.~~

also, he's got the most bemused look on his face in the history of bemused looks on faces. )

That's doable. Any time in particular you want me to swing by?

( u just made urself emily's handyman bitch, sam. congrats. )

[Blunt is more like it.]

tomorrow morning

[It's not a question, she's got u now.]

( sam u done it now son. )

Would it be too much to ask for some coffee when I get there?

( SAM. ASLKHF )

we always have coffee in the house, so sure

Then I'll be by early.

( smiling emoji! )

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