[Video] [Filtered from Lup Taaco]

[barold]

[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]

Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...

[He sighs.]

Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.

Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.

[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]

Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--

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[barold]

[It takes a long time for Barry to get to this one. One physical conflict with this man was one too many. He should've seen this coming.

He comforts himself with the knowledge that Lup has friends who adore her. That's what's important.]

Yes, sir.
Crystal clear.

[murderpotato]

dont fuckin sir at me, be less fuckin shitty

youre lucky that shes willin to give you a second chance. its more than you fuckin deserve so dont go wastin it

[Or do, Gren won’t mind actually getting to bring Barry’s severed genitals to Lup on a plate. Because that’s what friends are for.]

[barold]

You're right. I am lucky.
It is more than I deserve.

I won't waste it.

[murderpotato]

lup aint a fuckin fool so there must be somethin she saw in you once upon a fuckin time

but from what ive seen? men who hurt women dont stop at once and ive watched enough women get hurt by fuckin lowlifes that say theyre sorry to the fuckin moon and back

maybe youll prove me wrong. hell id be fuckin fine with it if you do. just dont be surprised that i aint takin all your heartfelt fuckin apologies at face value.

[barold]

Of course. I understand.
You are right to be wary.

I will prove you wrong. That is a promise. I will never put hands on her again.