[Video] [Filtered from Lup Taaco]
[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]
Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...
[He sighs.]
Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.
Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.
[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]
Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--
Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...
[He sighs.]
Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.
Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.
[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]
Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--

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[Barry can't help it. This young lady just melts his heart.]
Y'all are real sweet. Thank you for that. I know she does... [but...] Sh-She also really likes presents.
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she giggles] I know. Boy, do I! She had a pretty good pile of presents for her birthday. Let's see. . . do you know how to make bracelets out of embroidery thread and beads?
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[And here we see an aging man, wringing his brain to recall those halcyon days of youth.]
Man, I musta been seven or eight back then. Temple camp. [He laughs.] I dunno if I remember how t'do that still.
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... I'm assumin' there's thread and beads t'be found in th'city?
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I don't know, but I'll turn the shops upside down until I find them.
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[Gosh, she’s real sweet. Barry smiles at the sight of her on the phone screen.] Y’don’t gotta do that alone. Maybe we can go lookin’ together? Then y’can show me how y’make bracelets like that.
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