[Video] [Filtered from Lup Taaco]

[barold]

[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]

Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...

[He sighs.]

Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.

Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.

[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]

Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--

Comments

[Video]

[vocarrah]

[Awww, he's charmed by this clumsy adorable man.]

A nice massage. I'm sure they would appreciate that.

[barold]

Hmmm... Y'know, that's not half-bad. Never given a real massage before... How hard could it be, though?

[vocarrah]

If you'd like, I wouldn't mind giving you some hands-on experience and pointers.

[barold]

I, uh-- Heh, y’mean like, o-on a mannequin or a pillow or somethin’?

[vocarrah]

Ah, that woudn't be very effective, would it? It's better for you to get a feel for a real human body.