barold: (skeptical boi)
Barry J. Bluejeans ([personal profile] barold) wrote in [community profile] hadriel2018-07-25 07:56 pm

[Video] [Filtered from Lup Taaco]

[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]

Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...

[He sighs.]

Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.

Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.

[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]

Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--
dreamsallotted: (stare)

[personal profile] dreamsallotted 2018-07-26 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[How the hell did this guy managed to be married for a eighty years or a century and not have this down already? Sure finding gifts might get hard after so long, but not if you really new the person. Right? He didn't have that much trouble finding something for Swift. More often than naught a simple day without paperwork, locked in their bedroom together with good food and sheh was good enough. The thing in the box didn't matter. ]

Yeah, I'm offering. You seem like you need help.

A lot of it.

You want to tell me more about this hypothetical person you're getting a gift for that you've been married to more than eighty years?