[Video] [Filtered from Lup Taaco]

[barold]

[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]

Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...

[He sighs.]

Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.

Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.

[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]

Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--

Comments

[nodogsonthemoon]

To be fair, we were busy trying not to die a good chunk of the time. That and doing other dumb shit.

But hey, I've gotten so much better at woodcarving since the Starblaster days! If you thought my ducks were good back then, I can make some fancy fuckers now.

[He's very proud of his ducks. And it won't be the first duck he's carved for love.]

Duck carving is a natural way to show someone that you love them! Julia used to love the ducks I'd make for her, had a real nice collection going there for a while.

[Before, you know, shit went down.]