[Video] [Filtered from Lup Taaco]

[barold]

[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]

Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...

[He sighs.]

Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.

Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.

[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]

Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--

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[barold]

[Kravitz. Sweet, gentle, helpful Kravitz. What a great guy. Barry knows he can trust Kravitz to not humiliate him or beat the shit out of him or judge him (openly) for his transgressions.]

Ah, yes! I’m available. I’d appreciate that a lot, bud. Where would y’like to meet?

closing this off !!

[knockthemdead]

Of course. Please think nothing of it.

[No, really, super don't. He doesn't know what to do whenever you're super nice, Barry.]

I don't really have a preference, but I suspect Lup is less likely to overhear us at my apartment than in that- uh. Hm. I don't know if you can even really call it a house. No offense. It's closer to a circus.

[He nods decisively.]

Okay, yes. Do come over to my apartment. I will be here!