[Video] [Filtered from Lup Taaco]

[barold]

[There's a fidgety middle-aged man on your screens, a bespectacled man who looks like he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Evidenced by the fact that only about half of his face is even in frame.]

Hello. Uh, no that's... G-Greetings! No that's worse...

[He sighs.]

Okay. Say that you, uh... completely hypothetically... haven't really seen your significant other in a while. Couple months. 'Cause of somethin' you did. Hy-Hypothetically. And you're hypothetically lookin' to get'em a little somethin' now that you're uh, back together again. Just a little present, like, nothin' special, j-just somethin' nice t'show y'love'em.

Your hypothetical significant other also already has everythin'. And they're magic.

[Barry hasn't gotten any answers yet, and he already looks demoralized.]

Any suggestions would be appreciated. Uh. Thanks for yer time. How do I make it stop record--

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[pocketspa]

[He snorts.]

Don't lie to me Barry, I can hear you asking to cum from three blocks down.

[ANYWAY, THAT ASIDE,,,]

Look, my guy, the trick with getting gifts for magic peeps is you get something they don't think to make themselves. I made her that crown for Candlenights last year. Sure she coulda made it, but she didn't even know she wanted it till I gave it to her. And that's how you do it.

[barold]

[nOPE NEVER MIND ABORT ABORT CEASE--]

Th-That simple. Yeah. Mm.

[The problem then becomes, what wouldn’t Lup just think to make herself? There have been some helpful suggestions so far, some not-so-helpful suggestions, and some outright slander. Barry’s thinking all he’s really done so far is confuse himself and muddle the issue.

The issue being, he’s overthinking everything. Again.] Well, can’t make her a crown then… What does she want that she doesn’t have and doesn’t know she wants yet...

[pocketspa]

[You're welcome Barry doesn't he give good advice??? He looks at him for a few seconds, and then sighs like the answer is obvious and he's just not seeing it.]

Just make something that's super you. That's what she wants. If it makes her think of you you've done it right. Don't ever quote me on this next sentence ever again, but we don't always need stuff.

[Don't ever stop giving him stuff, Barry!! You better not!]